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A good reason not to get hammered

Thought everyone here my find this funny.

What the......


That was......strange.....

LOL...that's a good one.

Though takes more than 9 drinks to make think that hag looks anything appealing.

Stormbringer wrote:A good reason not to get hammered

Thought everyone here my find this funny.

Haha!

Shinova wrote:What the......


That was......strange.....

But true.

That was just wrong.

I had to stop one of my buddies from trying to pick up a 60 year old hag at a bar once, keep in mind that we're in our early 20's. He was kinda wasted to say the least. Fortunately I'm one of those people who has perfect judgement in chicks even when I'm piss ass drunk, problem is I start stumbling around and slurring words when I'm drunk.

Eh, I saw a better one with stick figures, and what beer doesn't do. Like "Beer does not give you mystic ninja powers" and it has a little stick figure throw down a glass and go into the "crane stance" and this much larger stick figure just whallops him.

So if you drink enough, girls will look like Bitchney Spears?

Maybe I'll abstain.

Hehe.

*ROTFL* that's funny.

After seeing this i have one more reason never to touch beer.

I don't think I've ever been that drunk.

I guess it could be funny.

HAHA!!! You think *that* is bad, someone I knew a couple years ago had the odd habit of pissing in his empty beer bottles... Well one night while me, him, and a couple others were drinking, he did this, then went looking for his beer (one of the others had nabbed it and downed it because he couldn't figure out how to open the bottle at that point), what does the guy do? He found the bottle he had just pissed in, and promptly downed it, a couple seconds later he was complaining about someone dropping a cigarette in his beer, meanwhile the rest of us were laughing our asses off. (mind you earlier in the night the same guy had tried to smoke a stick that looked similar to a cigarette, I had also persuaded him (without much trouble) to try to light up a pretzel)

As they say, beautiful women make men buy beer, ugly women make men drink it.

And on a related note: A reason to stay off of drugs:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 3ffpf.html

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:And on a related note: A reason to stay off of drugs:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 3ffpf.html

Now that is just....ick.

That's funny, yet oddly disgusting.