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Fundie voting guide.

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:48am
by fgalkin
Read this http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/Lib ... 0Chart.htm

Liberalism=Socialism. :D

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:55am
by Enforcer Talen
o_O . . . :roll:

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:56am
by neoolong
"God defines family. Marriage is the union between one male and one female."

Yes of course. As opposed to all the concubines and slaves that the man was getting tail with in the Bible. :roll:

Unfortunately, I bet people actually believe this stuff.

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:57am
by TrailerParkJawa
If God defines family and not govt then no tax credits for kids. God will provide.

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:57am
by Captain tycho
So, basically conservatives are the God-loving, people helping, team-work, happy and moral people, while liberals are the socialist goverment control freaks who are the spawn of Satan.
Riiiiight. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I'm neither liberal nor conservative, but this is simply ridiculous.
My brain is starting to freeze now. :shock:

Posted: 2003-03-06 12:58am
by fgalkin
Here's what they say about the separation of church and state:
http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/SEPARATION.HTM

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:02am
by Captain tycho
The phrase 'Sepration of Church and State" appears on none of the founding documents.
Gee, have your tired READING THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION LATELY!? :roll:
Dumb, dumber, and dumberer....

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:03am
by neoolong
Captain tycho wrote:So, basically conservatives are the God-loving, people helping, team-work, happy and moral people, while liberals are the socialist goverment control freaks who are the spawn of Satan.
Riiiiight. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I'm neither liberal nor conservative, but this is simply ridiculous.
My brain is starting to freeze now. :shock:
Of course. What, you didn't think that Nonchristians could be, good people did you?

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:05am
by Captain tycho
neoolong wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:So, basically conservatives are the God-loving, people helping, team-work, happy and moral people, while liberals are the socialist goverment control freaks who are the spawn of Satan.
Riiiiight. :roll: :roll: :roll:
I'm neither liberal nor conservative, but this is simply ridiculous.
My brain is starting to freeze now. :shock:
Of course. What, you didn't think that Nonchristians could be, good people did you?
No, they must be wicked and evil spawns of darkness. :P

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:05am
by fgalkin
WARNING:EXTREME STUPIDITY! DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/ABG2000.htm

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:11am
by TrailerParkJawa
“Then how are we supposed to provide for the needy if the government doesn’t do it?” the way God intended in the first place: through the Body of Christ; People filled with the Spirit of the Living Christ reaching out to others on every level to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and free the captives. It’s up to the Church to fulfill our responsibility to Christ, and to our neighbors to love them sacrificially, and work together to help meet their needs. This is accomplished by leadership, not legislation.
WTF! Yeah, God will provide unemployment insuranse if we just pray enough. Stupid fuckers. And I suppose at good Christian corporations you make sure the little guy gets 3 months severance and no CEO ever gets 2 years worth.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:12am
by Captain tycho
fgalkin wrote:WARNING:EXTREME STUPIDITY! DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/ABG2000.htm

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin
NOW my brain is just dying. :shock:

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:13am
by neoolong
I would like to point out that the concept of having socialism as the main philososphy contradicts some of the beliefs below that.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:15am
by fgalkin
Captain tycho wrote:
fgalkin wrote:WARNING:EXTREME STUPIDITY! DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO!

http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/ABG2000.htm

HAve a very nice day.
-fgalkin
NOW my brain is just dying. :shock:
There is an even worse article there, but I will not post it. Let's just say that it deals with the Pledge of Allegiance.
"Nation" is generally defined as a relatively large group of people organized under a single, usually independent government; a country; a group of people with a shared culture, language, religion and/or customs identified by a shared name.

The founders of this great nation came here for the express purpose of establishing one nation under God, according to the Mayflower Compact, which was the first founding document of our history. In this document, signed by the pilgrims as they approached the coast of New England, they stated specifically why they came. They said it was,

“...for the glory of God and the expansion of the Christian faith.”

They intended that the natives would eventually come under the Lordship of Christ, and that others who came from other lands would come under His Lordship as well.
This is just a small part o the drivel that's there.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:17am
by Captain tycho
Could you please post it, fgalkin?
I want something to tear apart menteally right now. :twisted:

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:19am
by fgalkin
Captain tycho wrote:Could you please post it, fgalkin?
I want something to tear apart menteally right now. :twisted:
Don't say I didn't warn you. :twisted:
http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/One ... r_God.html

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:20am
by TrailerParkJawa
So you see, an Atheist or Agnostic has every right to live here, and be afforded all the rights and respect due a human being created in the image of God, but we must never elect them to office or we sentence ourselves to bondage under godless tyranny
Wow. I guess they will never vote for me, and my tyranny.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:22am
by Hamel
I took a shit on their guest book.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:22am
by RedImperator
Captain tycho wrote:
The phrase 'Sepration of Church and State" appears on none of the founding documents.
Gee, have your tired READING THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION LATELY!? :roll:
Dumb, dumber, and dumberer....
They're technically correct. The phrase does not appear in the Constitution. However, they totally miss the point: Jefferson was distilling the meaning of the Establishment Clause down to a quip to clarify his (and the other founders') philosophy on the issue of government and religion. The fact that he said, "A wall of separation needs to exist between chruch and state" is, in my opinion, more damning than the language of the First Amendment itself. If the founders hadn't meant that, why in the world would Jefferson say it?

Now, once you've slapped down your fundie with that, he might fall back to, "Well, Jefferson didn't write the Constitution or the First Amendment". That much is true--he was the American ambassador to France during the Constitutional Convention and held that post while the Bill of Rights was being debated in Congress. However, it's not like Jefferson was living in a box. He kept in touch with Washington, Madison, Adams, Hamilton, Monroe and the rest, and when he served as President, his vice-president was none other than James Madison, author of the first draft of the constitution and a major player in the debate over the wording of the First Amendment in Congres (on a totally unrelated side note, I was in Congress Hall in Philadelphia today, standing in the same room where this debate was held). Jefferson was one of the brightest legal minds in America and the philosophical father of the nation. He knew what the fuck he was talking about.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:23am
by Captain tycho
fgalkin wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Could you please post it, fgalkin?
I want something to tear apart menteally right now. :twisted:
Don't say I didn't warn you. :twisted:
http://www.nychristiancoalition.org/One ... r_God.html

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
*seizes*
TURN IT OFF!
TURN IT OFF! :evil:

Man, I thought I saw dumb before...THIS truly takes the cake.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:30am
by RedImperator
fgalkin wrote:
"Nation" is generally defined as a relatively large group of people organized under a single, usually independent government; a country; a group of people with a shared culture, language, religion and/or customs identified by a shared name.

The founders of this great nation came here for the express purpose of establishing one nation under God, according to the Mayflower Compact, which was the first founding document of our history. In this document, signed by the pilgrims as they approached the coast of New England, they stated specifically why they came. They said it was,

“...for the glory of God and the expansion of the Christian faith.”

They intended that the natives would eventually come under the Lordship of Christ, and that others who came from other lands would come under His Lordship as well.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! So the Mayflower Compact was the first founding document of the nation, huh? It wasn't the charter granted to the Roanoke or Jamestown colonists, huh? Couldn't have been the Declaration of Independence, could it? I guess it has more force in law than the inside of a used diaper, then? Do prove that. The Pilgrims WEREN'T just a bunch of loony fundie nutbags who got run out of England for being obnoxiously pious who proceded to run Quakers, Catholics, and anyone else they disapproved of out of their society (provided they didn't just kill them), huh?

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:34am
by fgalkin
RedImperator wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
"Nation" is generally defined as a relatively large group of people organized under a single, usually independent government; a country; a group of people with a shared culture, language, religion and/or customs identified by a shared name.

The founders of this great nation came here for the express purpose of establishing one nation under God, according to the Mayflower Compact, which was the first founding document of our history. In this document, signed by the pilgrims as they approached the coast of New England, they stated specifically why they came. They said it was,

“...for the glory of God and the expansion of the Christian faith.”

They intended that the natives would eventually come under the Lordship of Christ, and that others who came from other lands would come under His Lordship as well.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! So the Mayflower Compact was the first founding document of the nation, huh? It wasn't the charter granted to the Roanoke or Jamestown colonists, huh? Couldn't have been the Declaration of Independence, could it? I guess it has more force in law than the inside of a used diaper, then? Do prove that. The Pilgrims WEREN'T just a bunch of loony fundie nutbags who got run out of England for being obnoxiously pious who proceded to run Quakers, Catholics, and anyone else they disapproved of out of their society (provided they didn't just kill them), huh?
My point exactly. Prolonged exposure to that site may cause permanent brain damage. :evil:

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:39am
by Frank Hipper
Theocratic minded piece of shit wrote: ...according to the Mayflower Compact, which was the first founding document of our history.
Uh, hello McFly, the fucking Mayflower Compact has ZERO weight as a legal document in this country. Neither does the preamble of the constitution, for that matter.

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:43am
by Exonerate
That was some pretty crappy propoganda and distorted information...

Posted: 2003-03-06 01:44am
by Captain tycho
Exonerate wrote:That was some pretty crappy propoganda and distorted information...
Well, DUH. :roll: