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Wacko Jacko again. He really needs to go
Posted: 2003-03-06 05:27am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Long fucking link
www.POE-News.com wrote:The onetime King of Pop Michael Jackson is back in the news ... by way of a scathing article in Vanity Fair.
According to the magazine, Jackson wanted Steven Spielberg and David Geffen dead — and reports he got a witch doctor to put a curse on them.
The magazine says Jackson paid $150,000 to an African voodoo chief named Baba who chanted "David Geffen be gone! Steven Spielberg be gone!" Jackson reportedly spent another "six figures" to be bathed in sheep's blood because that was supposed to make the curse stronger. It didn't work, obviously. Spielberg and Geffen are still alive.
Jackson reportedly hired the voodoo chief because he thinks Geffen helped ruin his career and is mad at Spielberg for refusing to let him star in a movie about "Peter Pan."
Posted: 2003-03-06 06:02am
by Admiral Valdemar
Already posted, but yes, this is good news I can use against the southerner girl in my corridor who LOVES this guy (she taped the Martin Bashir interview and the latest tribute concert and she has pics of him in her room post ops).
Posted: 2003-03-06 06:13am
by Captain tycho
Good ole' Wacko Jacko.
He just really needs to go away right now...
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:13pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
It's been posted already, yes, but it goes to show that Micheal Jackson is more insane that we thought, which is quite an accomplishment. And tihs guy is raising kids?
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:20pm
by irishmick79
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, this is fire base Delta. We have repulsed the first wave of assaults, holding out for now, things are lookin' good, we're still in good sha......God Almighty, what the hell is that?!? WHOLY LIVING FUCK!!!! EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!! *static*
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:22pm
by Stravo
You know they are now reporting that he has an artificial tip placed on his nose because he no longer has enough cartiledge after all the surgeries. Someone who saw him without the tip said that he looked like a mummy with two nostril holes in his face.
He was long gone since the 80's. Another fine example how fame and money can win you some sort of social acceptance no matter how insane you are.
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:23pm
by Stormbringer
Can we finally just kill him, drive a stake through his heart and bury him in cemet?
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:27pm
by Tsyroc
I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:28pm
by Stravo
Tsyroc wrote:I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.
Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:30pm
by Montcalm
Stravo wrote:Tsyroc wrote:I don't suppose Jacko wanted to play Peter Pan in Speilberg's Hook because that just wouldn't have worked. Not that the movie was great as it was. There was already too much stunt casting as it was and Jacko as Pan would have made it a real freak show.
Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....
Too close for their own good
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:30pm
by Tsyroc
Stravo wrote:
Yeah, but he would have been close to all those kids....
Speilberg didn't want to be Jacko's pimp.
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:38pm
by Typhonis 1
Ah Michale Jackson you know he proved the American dream a poor black boy did grow up to be a rich white man
Posted: 2003-03-06 01:39pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Typhonis 1 wrote:Ah Michale Jackson you know he proved the American dream a poor black boy did grow up to be a rich white man
Rich white women.
Posted: 2003-03-06 02:33pm
by Kelly Antilles
He's just wanting to be back in the spotlight and since his face is too ugly and his voice is nearly gone, his original options are gone to him. ALl he has left is breating everyone, just like everyone's friend, Jesse Jackson.
Posted: 2003-03-06 02:42pm
by neoolong
I wonder if this counts as attempted murder. He should be arrested for it.
Posted: 2003-03-06 02:51pm
by Durandal
Well we all know how well witch doctors work now ...
Of course, I'm sure that when Spielberg dies a natural death, the witch doctor in question will come out crowing, "See! Voodoo works!"
Posted: 2003-03-06 02:59pm
by neoolong
Durandal wrote:Well we all know how well witch doctors work now ...
Of course, I'm sure that when Spielberg dies a natural death, the witch doctor in question will come out crowing, "See! Voodoo works!"
That's why it's only attempted murder.
Posted: 2003-03-06 03:29pm
by Kintaro
Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
Posted: 2003-03-06 03:47pm
by Montcalm
Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex
Posted: 2003-03-06 05:00pm
by Darksider
Montcalm wrote:Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex
Feeding Wacko Jacko to the T-rex would piss of the PETA who would promptly protest around it's cage so all somone would have to do is pay the rex's keeper a hefty sum to "accidentaly" leave the cage unlocked. Then both jacko and the PETA would be gone. I'd throw a huge party
Posted: 2003-03-06 05:05pm
by Montcalm
Darksider wrote:Montcalm wrote:Kintaro wrote:Spielberg should feed Jackson to Jaws or the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic park.
WHAT you really want to poison sharks and T-Rex
Feeding Wacko Jacko to the T-rex would piss of the PETA who would promptly protest around it's cage so all somone would have to do is pay the rex's keeper a hefty sum to "accidentaly" leave the cage unlocked. Then both jacko and the PETA would be gone. I'd throw a huge party
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.
Posted: 2003-03-06 05:08pm
by Darksider
Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.
Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex
Posted: 2003-03-06 05:10pm
by Montcalm
Darksider wrote:Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.
Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex
Damn poor t-rex he`s screwed both ways
Posted: 2003-03-06 06:54pm
by Kintaro
Montcalm wrote:Darksider wrote:Montcalm wrote:
Well lets hope the PETA jerks have some antidote in there blood to cure the t-rex after he ate WJ.
Doubtful after all it IS the PETA we're talking about here. That's probably just more poison for the T-rex
Damn poor t-rex he`s screwed both ways
Don't worry; T. rex's immune system is so damn strong that not even those horrible things can hurt it!
Hail to the king, baby!
Posted: 2003-03-06 07:01pm
by Superman
I think Jackson was supposed to play Peter Pan in an upcoming movie, but of course, he was not casted.
I can just see him flying around and saying something like, "Come on kids, let's all wash our pee pee's."