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to the tune of "White Christmas")
I'm dreaming of a dead city
Where Deep Ones swim in depths of night
Where Cthulhu's sleeping
And stars go creeping
Until the time when they are right


I'm dreaming of a dark future
Ruled by that Three-Lobed Burning Eye
When the Old Ones' returning is nigh
And the universe will go bye-bye


(to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")
Here comes Yog-Sothoth
Here comes Yog-Sothoth
Everyone try to hide
God, he's huge! - Those iridescent
Globes are six miles wide!


He's just turned Dunwich into goo
And had it for a snack
He's gonna visit your home town
So run and don't look back!


(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Wendigoes Wendigoes - walking in the waste
They will soon be whooshing by to find out how you taste - oh!
Wendigoes Wendigoes hear the North Wind moan
Quicker than the frost will melt they'll strip you to the bone


Santa's sleigh went by - jolly as can be
Snatched him from his seat - impaled him on a tree
Elves were hung on hooks - Reindeers barbecued
It was such a Christmas treat when Rudolph's nose was stewed!


Wendigoes Wendigoes - walking in the waste
They will soon be whooshing by to find out how you taste - oh!
Wendigoes Wendigoes - running's a lost cause
Might as well start bathing in a tub of Worcester sauce!

LOl.

I think the 'Hello Cthulhu' said it best.

http://www.underwhelmed.org/?date=2002-12-24

See my signature.

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