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Ron Jeremy [allegedly].



Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

Notice how they look alike? In reality they are one and the same! Thats right - Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are the same person! Al'Qaeda has inflitrated the porn industry and is using it to fund their operations world wide!

Thats right - definitive evidence that by watching, not just buying, but simply WATCHING porn, you are supporting terrorists! Terrorists you hear me! TERRORISTS! And you don't want to support terrorists do you? No, you don't. So stop watching porn. Now! Or we'll detain you without charge and send you to Cuba for an extended vacation. And you at the back - stop saying that a war against Iraq is bad. War is good you hear me! GOOD!

Now! Bow down and begin worshipping the holy monkey.

*chants of "Heil Bush - Heil Bush" can be heard*


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Yaaaar

There really is a shocking resemblance...

Ewwwwwwww

How about we just shoot the both of them?

hehe and ewl

Dalton wrote:Ewwwwwwww

Seconded... with an

AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

Ron Jeremy + Khalid Mohammed + anal penetration = one fundie fuck in pain

Thinking about that image makes me wan't to laugh and throw up at the same time.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

Holy crap! It's true! The second picture looks like a photo Ron Jeremy taken at the police station as he's brought in for DUI.

LMAO...nice un.

Oi...still man should be arrested...still hard to imagine he's being paid to screw women.

Hotfoot wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

Even without being gay...I can say most men are.

God he just honestly ruins any allure of porn he is in, because.....well look at that mug, do you want it naked, porkin a woman?

Ghost Rider wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

Even without being gay...I can say most men are.

God he just honestly ruins any allure of porn he is in, because.....well look at that mug, do you want it naked, porkin a woman?

NO!!! I already saw that btw...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

You should feel sorry for the women he screws. Are they blind, or are they just that desperate?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

You should feel sorry for the women he screws. Are they blind, or are they just that desperate?

Money blinds them to the obvious?

Who knows.....urgh

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There is a difference between the two: People would rather see Mohammed naked than Ron Jeremy. How did he get into porn anyway?

He's quite...generously endowed, from what I understand.

I saw a porno with him in it (quite accidentally) and he's AT THE MOST 8 inches. Smaller than my dick!! Plus I'm probly a million times cuter.

Huh. Maybe it's the girth then...*shrugs*

I really can't imagine him being a huge porno star unless he has some sort of outstanding physical quality that offsets his less desirable ones.

Or maybe it's so that normal guys have hope. I mean, if he can get it on with hot porno babes, then why not everyone?

But that means, I've given millions to terrorism.


*Breaks down crying.*

neoolong wrote:But that means, I've given millions to terrorism.


*Breaks down crying.*

You've spent millions on Ron Jeremy porn ?

Oi...your stomach must not be a happy camper

neoolong wrote:But that means, I've given millions to terrorism.


*Breaks down crying.*

Millions of what, dead sperm? Bytes of your hard drive?

If you've spent millions on Porn, I have to ask what the fuck sort of porn is worth that kind of money. I mean, if I'm going to be spending that much on porn, it had better damn well jerk me off, get me beer, clean up afterwards, and help discover the cure for cancer, or at least women's headaches.

Hotfoot wrote:

neoolong wrote:But that means, I've given millions to terrorism.


*Breaks down crying.*

Millions of what, dead sperm? Bytes of your hard drive?

If you've spent millions on Porn, I have to ask what the fuck sort of porn is worth that kind of money. I mean, if I'm going to be spending that much on porn, it had better damn well jerk me off, get me beer, clean up afterwards, and help discover the cure for cancer, or at least women's headaches.

You know, I'm sure there are some people who would buy a modern supercomputer if they had the money just so they could store a lot of porn. Besides, money for buying all of the videos, magazines, and high-speed broadband connection for faster downloading does add up over time.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You know, I'm sure there are some people who would buy a modern supercomputer if they had the money just so they could store a lot of porn. Besides, money for buying all of the videos, magazines, and high-speed broadband connection for faster downloading does add up over time.

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS? Even if you spent a hundred dollars on porn a day every day of your life past your 18th birthday, it would take over twenty seven YEARS to spend just ONE million dollars on porn. By the time you had spent three million dollars, you'd need viagra just to get it up, and a nurse to help get you off!

I actually saw Ron Jeremy here in L.A. He actually is (at least at the time) a really nice guy. Is the thought of him gettin it on still gross? Hell yeah, but at least he's not an ass like some of the other porn stars.

That really is a shocking resemblance. But there is one way you can tell the difference, and Ron Jeremy's famous cock is the answer. Ron Jeremy is Jewish. Figure the rest out yourselves.