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New Virus circulating...
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:39am
by MKSheppard
Got this in my yahoo account:
MS Customer
this is the latest version of security update, the
"March 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which eliminates
all known security vulnerabilities affecting Internet Explorer,
Outlook and Outlook Express as well as five newly
discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer
from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow
an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes
the functionality of all previously released patches.
System requirements
Win 9x/Me/2000/NT/XP
This update applies to
Microsoft Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
Microsoft Outlook, version 8.00 and later
Microsoft Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later
Recommendation
Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
How to install
Run attached file. Click Yes on displayed dialog box.
How to use
You don't need to do anything after installing this item.
Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles
can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site.
For security-related information about Microsoft products, please
visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site, or Contact us.
Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored
e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.
Thank you for using Microsoft products.
Best regards from
Microsoft Corporation Security Section
©2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. The names of the actual companies
and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.
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Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by McAfee anti-virus system (
http://www.mcafee.com).
Release Date: 16.2.2003
And before anyone says M# patches are a virus, this came
from some asshole, NOT M$ tech support...the virus kiddies
are getting slightly smarter, and exploiting gullibule idiots.
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:44am
by Raxmei
They even certified their message virus free. I remember hearing someone say in response to somebody's AVG sig that that's exactly what they'd put on a virus email if they were to write one.
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:57am
by Sea Skimmer
So, now we wait for someone to be the first to admit they fell for it.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:11am
by Montcalm
I don`t wasted time reading any of the E-mail in my yahoo mailbox only those i know where they came from.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:35am
by Admiral Valdemar
You'd have to be as thick as pig shit to install a "patch" from an email.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:43am
by Sea Skimmer
Admiral Valdemar wrote:You'd have to be as thick as pig shit to install a "patch" from an email.
Yes, so it should only get 80-90% of people
Posted: 2003-03-09 11:20am
by Admiral Valdemar
Sea Skimmer wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:You'd have to be as thick as pig shit to install a "patch" from an email.
Yes, so it should only get 80-90% of people
Agreed, we'll be laughing for quite some time.
Posted: 2003-03-09 12:48pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Is this why Google is down? (Remember SQL Slammer?)
EDIT: W00t Google's back!@!
*hugs Google*
Posted: 2003-03-09 12:58pm
by kojikun
dale, i doubt google uses SQL.
Posted: 2003-03-09 01:01pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Social engineering is a great way to spread virus', especially among the less literate computer users.
Posted: 2003-03-09 04:51pm
by Darth Wong
Remember the Anna Kournikova virus? None of the female secretaries opened it, but half the guys in the office did
Posted: 2003-03-10 02:10am
by TrailerParkJawa
Darth Wong wrote:Remember the Anna Kournikova virus? None of the female secretaries opened it, but half the guys in the office did
Yes, I remember. Our exchange server cut out the executable but fowarded on the body of the message. One of the guys who got it called us to ask if he could get the deleted pictures of Anna. Um...his wife worked in the same company. We didnt tell her, but still, if we wanted to be asses about it we could have.
Hey, your husband is looking at naked women at work! ( for all I know she might not have cared, but you would think it wise not to ask your IT staff to HELP you browse porn at work )
Posted: 2003-03-10 02:27am
by Dalton
Posted: 2003-03-10 02:49am
by Enlightenment
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Is this why Google is down? (Remember SQL Slammer?)
Google runs on a 10,000+ machine Linux cluster. It's not vulnerable to Microsoft-only viruses.
Microsoft <cough> 'solutions' would melt if confronted with Google's traffic load.
Posted: 2003-03-10 03:02am
by Cap'n Hector
<Mac User Gloat>Virus? Wazzat?
Oh, I remember, it's like spyware...one of those "features" of Winblows.
</Mac user goat>
I've seen virii stats on windows up in the 50,000-70,000 range...I need to deal with less than 50. Have a nice day!
Posted: 2003-03-10 06:34am
by Stuart Mackey
Sea Skimmer wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:You'd have to be as thick as pig shit to install a "patch" from an email.
Yes, so it should only get 80-90% of people
This is sad but true and funny because of it.
Posted: 2003-03-10 06:37am
by Stuart Mackey
TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Hey, your husband is looking at naked women at work! ( for all I know she might not have cared, but you would think it wise not to ask your IT staff to HELP you browse porn at work )
Ha! tech support are the first ones I would suspect of looking at porn at work..they are the buggers who know how to properly hide it from the boss.
Posted: 2003-03-10 09:56am
by Lord Edam
Stuart Mackey wrote:TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Hey, your husband is looking at naked women at work! ( for all I know she might not have cared, but you would think it wise not to ask your IT staff to HELP you browse porn at work )
Ha! tech support are the first ones I would suspect of looking at porn at work..they are the buggers who know how to properly hide it from the boss.
shouldn't that be "know how to blame it on the boss"?
Yesterday our monitoring software logged hits to over 200 seperate bestiality and other fetish websites for one student.
The student was being supervised by a "computer expert" tutor who six months ago got an e-mail similar to Ryan's. When it fired off his anti-virus, he decided to forward it to people with instructions on how to disable the antivirus before installing it - after all, if it's certified virus free it must be a false positive. He also sent it to IT support, asking why we hadn't installed the patch on college machines yet.
Posted: 2003-03-10 10:13am
by Sea Skimmer
Lord Edam wrote:
Yesterday our monitoring software logged hits to over 200 seperate bestiality and other fetish websites for one student.
The student was being supervised by a "computer expert" tutor who six months ago got an e-mail similar to Ryan's. When it fired off his anti-virus, he decided to forward it to people with instructions on how to disable the antivirus before installing it - after all, if it's certified virus free it must be a false positive. He also sent it to IT support, asking why we hadn't installed the patch on college machines yet.
200 from one person?
Tutor sounds a totaly idiot in all respects, I pity anyone who uses him.
Posted: 2003-03-10 10:15am
by jegs2
I know they probably won't, but I wish someone would catch the little weasle who posted that virus and do something unpleasant to him.
Posted: 2003-03-10 10:20am
by Admiral Valdemar
jegs2 wrote:I know they probably won't, but I wish someone would catch the little weasle who posted that virus and do something unpleasant to him.
Maybe the NSA and GCHQ do stuff like that as a hobby.
Posted: 2003-03-10 04:17pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Stuart Mackey wrote:TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Hey, your husband is looking at naked women at work! ( for all I know she might not have cared, but you would think it wise not to ask your IT staff to HELP you browse porn at work )
Ha! tech support are the first ones I would suspect of looking at porn at work..they are the buggers who know how to properly hide it from the boss.
NO COMMENT.
Posted: 2003-03-10 08:19pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:You'd have to be as thick as pig shit to install a "patch" from an email.
Yes, so it should only get 80-90% of people
Agreed, we'll be laughing for quite some time.
Stupid or not, I might want to let my mother know about this (my mom knows better then to open crap like that, but I don't fucking want to take any chances if Fate decides to kiss us in the nuts).
Posted: 2003-03-11 01:53am
by EmperorMing
And of course we all know that Microshit will NOT email patch information or updates to users...