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my version of hell.
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:14pm
by Enforcer Talen
1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.
. . . this was my weekend.
Re: my version of hell.
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:15pm
by Joe
Enforcer Talen wrote:1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.
. . . this was my weekend.
LOL.
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:16pm
by Nathan F
Extreemly horny dog? WTF? Did he dry hump your leg all the time?
If that was the case, the dog would have been out the window...
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:17pm
by Alex Moon
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:20pm
by Lonestar
See, this is why I'm a cat person....
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:22pm
by Frank Hipper
I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing. Poor guy...
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:38pm
by neoolong
So was it a big dog?
Posted: 2003-03-09 07:47pm
by Lonestar
I'm guessing he went off to the trauma center....
Posted: 2003-03-09 08:39pm
by Mark S
It's funny 'cuz it's not me.
Posted: 2003-03-09 08:40pm
by Enforcer Talen
did I mention this dog had gas? a more horrible gas then I have ever expeirenced?
I am definitely a cat person.
Posted: 2003-03-09 08:41pm
by Captain Cyran
Hehehe, poor sap, I might feel pity...
If it wasn't so much fun to laugh at you.
Posted: 2003-03-09 08:48pm
by Lonestar
Enforcer Talen wrote:did I mention this dog had gas? a more horrible gas then I have ever expeirenced?
I am definitely a cat person.
So, I take it this wasn't your dog....
Posted: 2003-03-09 08:51pm
by Enforcer Talen
nah, went camping with some friends.
2 days! in the wilderness!
with this dog!
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:48pm
by Darth Yoshi
HA! That must have sucked.
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:53pm
by Enforcer Talen
fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.
bwhahah.a
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:56pm
by Captain Cyran
Enforcer Talen wrote:fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.
bwhahah.a
You're vicious...of course, that IS what little children are around for.
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:57pm
by fgalkin
Haha.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-03-09 09:58pm
by Enforcer Talen
his mute, wideyed, shocked expression was quite worth it, after he was pounced to the ground by the dog.. . .twice.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:31pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Enforcer Talen wrote:fortunately, I directed the dog at the kid who keeps trying to snuggle with me, and was kept safe for most of it.
bwhahah.a
My brother used to try to snuggle with others when he was camping. Unfortunately, there were no horny, flatulent dogs to send after him.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:39pm
by Montcalm
Enforcer Talen wrote:his mute, wideyed, shocked expression was quite worth it, after he was pounced to the ground by the dog.. . .twice.
Thats just mean man hahahahahahahahahaha
Re: my version of hell.
Posted: 2003-03-09 10:52pm
by paladin
Enforcer Talen wrote:1 - an extremely horny dog
2 - a 2 hr car ride without breaks.
. . . this was my weekend.
If the dog was along for the car ride...
Posted: 2003-03-10 11:40am
by Enforcer Talen
he was. I and two other kids hid under blankets for most of it.
Posted: 2003-03-10 01:42pm
by Baron Mordo
One time I heard about this guy who passed out at a party, and when he woke up, the host's dog was humping his ear.
Posted: 2003-03-10 01:45pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Dude that's fucking funny shit!!!
<=====IS A CAT PERSON
Posted: 2003-03-10 02:58pm
by Companion Cube
[Poor Joke] What do you do when a Rottweiler humps your leg?
Fake an orgasm [/poor joke]