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Did you see their Fox News spoof?

"Oil Slicks cause seals to stay young and supple"

"Do Democrats cause cancer?"

Balrog wrote:"Do Democrats cause cancer?"

DEMOCRATS ARE CANCER!!

So I take it you are blood-sucking Republicans.

Damn, missed it cause I was playing AoM. The game took longer than I expected it would.

ArmorPierce wrote:Damn, missed it cause I was playing AoM. The game took longer than I expected it would.

I did`nt miss it but i miss a few words because of the damn planes

Wow, that episode was better than most thus far.

I saw it.

"This is Kent Brockman reporting live. How can I prove that? Penis."

"62% of Democrates are...GAY."

"Hhhmmm, promo....*spit*.....eeeck, Fox."

Admiral Johnason wrote:So I take it you are blood-sucking Republicans.

Even if you don't count Mr. Burns one of the people who is routinely shown
at "Republican Party Headquarters" (a very creepy castle) is a vampire.

ArmorPierce wrote:Damn, missed it cause I was playing AoM. The game took longer than I expected it would.

Save the game. The best games are 1:30. Better than AOE though....

MKSheppard wrote:Did you see their Fox News spoof?

"Oil Slicks cause seals to stay young and supple"

Watched it, loved it. The first whole Simpsons episode I ever watched.

"The planes are finally flying where they belong"
"Yeah, over the poor people" (cue patriotic music)

"I know how things work in this city"
"Liberal!"

Krusty and a Russian hooker. Priceless.

"See, he cares about Joe 6-tooths like me!"
"Where did you get another tooth?"
"On the side-walk."


"Grover Cleveland is a WHAT?"
"You might want to keep that, lest we forget..."

"Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should run. Or Maybe Bob Dole just likes hearing Bob Dole say 'Bob Dole'"

Yeah, that ep was hilarious. My favorite Republican Party spoof was the one where they read from the Necronomicon.