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Someone remind me why it is illegal to shoot the damn idiots who bounce a basketball in the hall outside my dorm.

NF_Utvol wrote:Someone remind me why it is illegal to shoot the damn idiots who bounce a basketball in the hall outside my dorm.

Shoot the basketball. Less messy and solves the problem for the time being.

Next of Kin wrote:

NF_Utvol wrote:Someone remind me why it is illegal to shoot the damn idiots who bounce a basketball in the hall outside my dorm.

Shoot the basketball. Less messy and solves the problem for the time being.

You don't even have to shoot it. Just get a sharp object, rip it open, take a picture of the guy, and send it to every store that sells balls that bounce, reminding them nto to sell balls to him.

Next of Kin wrote:

NF_Utvol wrote:Someone remind me why it is illegal to shoot the damn idiots who bounce a basketball in the hall outside my dorm.

Shoot the basketball. Less messy and solves the problem for the time being.

Ehhh, that doesn't send the right message, go halfway, shoot them in the knee cap, but don't kill them.

Go out there with a big ass knife and shank the ball.

And don`t forget to look like a raving psycho

Probably because you're not supposed to have firearms on campus! If we were, I'd probably have my gun in an open holster instead of in my bag!

So, you carry a firearm around on campus in a bag? You do realize that being on school property you are subject to search, and, if they found that, you would be in some deep crap...

Couple ideas,

Made this up for Jahovah witnesses, but might work, wash out a bottle of lighter fluid and fill it with water, when they come by the door tell them to stop it, when they do it again repeat but with anger, the third time come out, spray them with the "lighter fluid" and throw a match at them.

If their moving around a lot you could squirt some dishwashing soap on the floor.

Ever heard of one of those tennis ball bombs? Get an exactly alike basket ball and make a very large one, use some trick to switch the two and hand it to them, run.

Superglue it to the floor.

If it's a constant probly from the same person and they have a car, try to find access to the car, slip a little thing of coke into the rear right infront of the window, and smash their taillight, may or may not work, but it'll get him out of your hair for a while.

Duck tape them to a door, it can be done, I've seen it many times.

NF_Utvol wrote:So, you carry a firearm around on campus in a bag? You do realize that being on school property you are subject to search, and, if they found that, you would be in some deep crap...

LOL, I'm just kidding.. sort of.. one of the campuses I attend, it's sort of an open secret that everyone is carrying.

Here's Uncle Duke's advice -- pay attention!

Acquire yourself 2 things: 3 friends on tap, ready to go, and steel-toed steel-shank boots for the lot of yez. The next time they bounce that ball, you go bounce their balls. Don't say anything. Just look them in the eye so they know you mean it.

NF_Utvol wrote:Someone remind me why it is illegal to shoot the damn idiots who bounce a basketball in the hall outside my dorm.

Whenever an asshole down the hall wakes me up at night by doing something loud, I simply return the favor on my way to PT at 0530.

You could put some barbed wire in the hoops...

A little bit of thermite, napalm, and solidox goes a long way, especially with spent CO2 cylinders...

There are extremely noxious fumes which you can create with the right combinations of household cleaners and other sundry chemicals. That's one way to clear out a hallway.

Try yelling "Hey, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Always works for me.

anarchistbunny wrote:If it's a constant probly from the same person and they have a car, try to find access to the car, slip a little thing of coke into the rear right infront of the window, and smash their taillight, may or may not work, but it'll get him out of your hair for a while.

OOH NASTY!!!!

Reminds me of something I cooked up last year!

Schoolstoppers Textbook 2K2 Edition by Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Some schools are absolutely BONKERS about enforcing those stupid and draconian (Yes I'm for legalizing marijuana and LSD!) drug laws. Look and listen for the phrase "zero-tolerance." This stupid policy can be subverted and used to your advantage however. Try putting oregano in small baggies, chunks (rocks of plaster dyed light beige in tiny vials, or flour (or similar white powder) in the vials. Place the ersatz drugs into your enemies' lockers or backpacks. Or hide it in strategic places where teachers are likely to find it (Hmm where should I put my stash? Hey, they'll NEVER think to look in the teacher's desk!!!) A lot of times, they punish possession of even fake drugs like they were real, so be careful not to get caught with these yourself! Do this enough times, and someone's gonna lose their head...

It depends on how your dorm's set up, but it works in mine...

Wait until you hear him RIGHT outside your door. Then go charging out, nailing him with the door, and keep right on going to the closest bathroom stall. Ain't no way he'll have the guts to argue it, unless he's a total dick. If that doesn't work, teach yourself to play the drums with a pair of solid drumsticks and the wall. They can be heard through cinderblock...don't ask how I know, just be assured that I do.

Get some ear plugs, a hammer, and a piece of wood. Beat the crap outta the wood until their ears bleed. If they don't get the message, they're idiots.

I just got a funny idea. If you don't care about getting in trouble, you could wait until they are just right outside your door, then drive a huge spike through the door in one swing.

Even better if they're looking at your door at the time.


If you want to add some more effect to it, you could pour a bloodlike liquid under the door immediately afterwards.

I've heard that the bean burritos at Taco Bell are really good for creating noxious gas.

Cyano-acrylate (crazy glue) is your friend. You can purchase large amounts of it from chemical supply stores and pour it all over his basketball among other things. Put some in a syringe and squirt it all over his skin and clothes, it binds rather permanently with fabric and it's a bitch to remove from skin. If you're pissed enough at him you can slosh an entire cup of it on him, he'll likely stick himself good trying to get the stuff off him. You could also find his car and coat some toothpicks with crazy glue, stick'em in his door locks and break them off. Same thing goes for his dorm room door.

If you have access to a chem lab you could make some nitrogen tri-iodide crystals and throw them his way. Makes a nice bang and leaves nasty permanent purple stains. You wanna be careful with them since they're rather shock sensitive to say the least, don't drop them or sneeze on them.