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Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

Thats funny as shit, Though probably a step up from most of what's on.

I don't know whether to laugh or groan.

Kill me. Please. This world's going down the tubes...

For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

666 pounds? That's it? That's pathetic!

I must find a willing B-2 pilot to wipe this monstrsty of the face of the planet

What about a reality show about people forced into some kind of lethal gladiatorial combat. I'm talking the real old school net-and-trident shit. You convince them there's fifty million dollars for the last surviving participant, but at the end, you have them executed. Everybody wins!

Fucken idioitic. Of course they do it on the net because they know Noah's Ark is one of the dumbest, most improbable, damn ignorant laugh on your ass tales of all the Old Testament.

Jordie wrote:

For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

Obviously they missed so many Simpsons episodes if they think Flanders isn't being mocked.

666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

I have an idea who we could use as gladiators,christians and islamic fundies.

jegs2 wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Would be a step up from the current crop of garbage.

Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Zaia wrote:

Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Yeah ... hilarious.

Wonder if these dolts will bother trying it for real. Just put some people on a ship designed by modern engineers and put 2 of every possible animal on it. Tell them to make sure that the animals don't eat each other, that they have to clean up all the feces, feed the animals regularly, and we'll throw in some cloned dinosaurs, just for good measure.

jegs2 wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Okay, we probably went one too many after Pop Idol, but check this latest offering out, fundies need only apply.

The Ark.

It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

What's wrong with that?

Jordie wrote:

For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

"Hey fundies, you suck-diddly-uck!!"

jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Frankly I think the Romans were onto something with that.

Stormbringer wrote:

Jordie wrote:

For those who assume that mixing religion and pop culture is an idea doomed to failure, the project's creators have already successfully re-invented The Simpsons' often mocked Ned Flanders as a positive role model for Christians.

Obviously they missed so many Simpsons episodes if they think Flanders isn't being mocked.

They also seem to have missed how his kids have turned out.

Hell the Simpsons have better kids than him.

Stormbringer wrote:

jegs2 wrote:It is only a matter of time until the thirst for entertainment leads us back to the days of the Roman Coliseums, where we will watch people butcher each other.

Frankly I think the Romans were onto something with that.

Kind of reminds me of a George Carlin quote ...

"I think there should be an amusement park ride where people are chased by the cops and are brutally beaten and tortured when they're caught."

Durandal wrote:

Zaia wrote:

Montcalm wrote:666 pounds? Sounds like a Damien type of joke(The Omen)Look at me Damien i`m doing this for you

I know! I think that's fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Yeah ... hilarious.

Awww, don't be all boo-hoo, Durandal. You must admit, it is funny that the prize is 666 pounds. Besides, part of the reason your first name is so sexy is because it's got that hint of eeeeeeeevilness to it.

Montcalm wrote:I have an idea who we could use as gladiators,christians and islamic fundies.

Already been done, well, not with Islamic fundies, but... please excuse me for a moment.

*shoves an RPG-7 so far up Montcalm's ass that the tip comes out his mouth*

There, I feel so much better now.

I'm sure some Chrsitian channel will try it, but it will go sour when it is realized such a ship cannot be built. They'll just have to stick with reality TV shows like "The Bachelor Priest".

Zaia wrote:Awww, don't be all boo-hoo, Durandal. You must admit, it is funny that the prize is 666 pounds. Besides, part of the reason your first name is so sexy is because it's got that hint of eeeeeeeevilness to it.

Well if that's your opinion, it's good enough for me.