FUQ Update 3/10

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-10 08:40pm

http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/index.html

Have fun, peons.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-10 09:28pm

Who're you calling a peon?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-10 09:54pm

RogueIce wrote:Who're you calling a peon?

Hush, newbie.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-10 10:16pm

I've never even been to ASVS. So it doesn't really apply to me. Though of course that isn't going to stop you from calling me one. Heck, it may even BE a reason to call me one. But whatever, I'll be here for a year and still be called newbie. It's my lot in life. I am the Eternal Newbie (played XvT for HOW long and still got anal raped every online game??

).

And oh, by the way, that post up there made me a Padawan Learner. Yay!

EDIT: I think Wong deserves a title. Unless he keeps his anal sex and other perversions strictly over here, in which case, it'd be too boring, probably. Or at least not as fun as it would be with anal sex.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-10 10:25pm

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role
of drunken frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a
Saturday night.

Thats the funniest thing I've heard since Friday.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-10 10:47pm

RogueIce wrote:EDIT: I think Wong deserves a title. Unless he keeps his anal sex and other perversions strictly over here, in which case, it'd be too boring, probably. Or at least not as fun as it would be with anal sex.

Sith Lord ring a bell?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-10 10:48pm

neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:EDIT: I think Wong deserves a title. Unless he keeps his anal sex and other perversions strictly over here, in which case, it'd be too boring, probably. Or at least not as fun as it would be with anal sex.
Sith Lord ring a bell?

An ASVS title, on the FUQ, of course (this being a FUQ Update post and all). I couldn't find him on that page.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-10 11:25pm

He hasn't requested one...and he hasn't really posted to ASVS for a while. He can if he wants though.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-10 11:31pm

RogueIce wrote:Who're you calling a peon?

Quiet, peon.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-11 12:18am

I've got another quote! W00t!

I've got better blasphemous Jesus quotes, though. I should look em up.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-11 10:38am

YAY FOR DALTON!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-11 04:44pm

Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Who're you calling a peon?
Quiet, peon.

Isn't that circular logic? You have to prove he's a peon first, don't you?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-11 04:47pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Who're you calling a peon?
Quiet, peon.
Isn't that circular logic? You have to prove he's a peon first, don't you?

*glares in your direction*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-11 06:55pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Who're you calling a peon?
Quiet, peon.
Isn't that circular logic? You have to prove he's a peon first, don't you?

Hey, that's right. Prove it!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 03:23am

Damn, I think I need to pop on over to ASVS so I can dazzle them with my brilliance and then land myself in the FUQ.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-12 03:25am

Zaia wrote:Damn, I think I need to pop on over to ASVS so I can dazzle them with my brilliance and then land myself in the FUQ.

You don't have to post there to get in the FUQ.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 03:50am

XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote:Damn, I think I need to pop on over to ASVS so I can dazzle them with my brilliance and then land myself in the FUQ.
You don't have to post there to get in the FUQ.

Nope, there are many SD.net quotes there, even one of mine from SB.com arguing with a troll from elsewhere.

I'd be more popular, but I like giving others a chance so I told Dalton "Look, I know I'm bloody amazing and all, but you really don't have to devote an entire webpage to me," but he said "I must though! If there were to be a god on this mortal world then it would be you!" and I replied "Well that's awfully nice of you, but I like to be seen as the same as you, y'know, human and all" and Dalton said...

...and then we finished the tea and last of the scones and jam and parted on our merry way.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-03-12 05:29am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'd be more popular, but I like giving others a chance so I told Dalton "Look, I know I'm bloody amazing and all, but you really don't have to devote an entire webpage to me," but he said "I must though! If there were to be a god on this mortal world then it would be you!" and I replied "Well that's awfully nice of you, but I like to be seen as the same as you, y'know, human and all" and Dalton said...

That happened to you too, huh? What a coincidence.

Oh, and RogueIce, here's the proof that you requested of your peon status: Dalton=moderator, Lord of the FUQ; yuo="Padawan Learner"
Case closed.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-12 12:02pm

Hmmm, guess I just need to be more brilliant here, then. I need to show up in there at least once in order to have led a complete life.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-12 12:55pm

Hey, If I knew I could get quoted in the blasphemy section with just my usual "Jesus Q. Chirst on a flagpole", I would have put some effort in being creative in the last couple months.

Dammit, Jesus Haploid Christ submissively urinating on the Shroud of Turin, I need to be more verbose when posting...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 02:04pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Hey, If I knew I could get quoted in the blasphemy section with just my usual "Jesus Q. Chirst on a flagpole", I would have put some effort in being creative in the last couple months.

Dammit, Jesus Haploid Christ submissively urinating on the Shroud of Turin, I need to be more verbose when posting...

Bah.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-12 02:40pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Bah.

Running that through "Grunter to English" with Babelfish, he wrote: Post count +1

I think you're either missing my point, or just being subtely sarcastic.

Just thought I'd take the effort and time to point it out.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-12 06:09pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Bah.

Running that through "Grunter to English" with Babelfish, he wrote: Post count +1
I think you're either missing my point, or just being subtely sarcastic. Just thought I'd take the effort and time to point it out.

I was going to probably insult you in a comical and thoughtful, yet tactful way, but I couldn't be arsed.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-12 06:11pm

Robert Treder wrote:Oh, and RogueIce, here's the proof that you requested of your peon status: Dalton=moderator, Lord of the FUQ; yuo="Padawan Learner"
Case closed.

Appeal to authority. Concession Accepted.

Just kidding, in case you thought to take it seriously. Unlikely, but gotta cover my ass.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-03-12 06:55pm

RogueIce wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Oh, and RogueIce, here's the proof that you requested of your peon status: Dalton=moderator, Lord of the FUQ; yuo="Padawan Learner"
Case closed.
Appeal to authority. Concession Accepted.

Just kidding, in case you thought to take it seriously. Unlikely, but gotta cover my ass.

Aha, appeal to relevant authority. What better way to determine your peon status than to show precisely who pees on you?