Found these in a local tabloid and laughed my head off. Enjoy.
Q: How do you play Taliban Bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
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Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshma have in common?
A: Nothing...yet.
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Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
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Q: What doesn't the Taliban have Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
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Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see rubble.
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My favorite one is the Bingo joke.
I got this joke today in the mail, not about Bin Laden but its funny.
I got this joke today in the mail, not about Bin Laden but its funny.
This guy walks into a local bar after work
He couldn't believe his eyes when he walked in and saw President Bush and
Colin Powell having a conversation at the bar
The guy approaches the two and tells them how honored he is to be in the
presence of the President and the Secretary of State.
He couldn't help himself so he asked them why they were at the local bar.
President Bush responded "We're planning the war on Iraq". Bush then asks
the guy if he would give his honest opinion on what he and Powell were
discussing.
So Bush tells the guy "We plan on killing 150 million Iraqis and one bicycle
messenger". The guy has this real surprised look on his face and asks
President Bush "Why would you kill a bicycle messenger"
Then Bush turns to Powell and says "You see, I told you nobody cares about
150 million Iraqis"
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How many variation of this joke existTrailerParkJawa wrote:This guy walks into a local bar after work
He couldn't believe his eyes when he walked in and saw President Bush and
Colin Powell having a conversation at the bar
The guy approaches the two and tells them how honored he is to be in the
presence of the President and the Secretary of State.
He couldn't help himself so he asked them why they were at the local bar.
President Bush responded "We're planning the war on Iraq". Bush then asks
the guy if he would give his honest opinion on what he and Powell were
discussing.
So Bush tells the guy "We plan on killing 150 million Iraqis and one bicycle
messenger". The guy has this real surprised look on his face and asks
President Bush "Why would you kill a bicycle messenger"
Then Bush turns to Powell and says "You see, I told you nobody cares about
150 million Iraqis"
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That's SOOOOOO bad...This guy walks into a local bar after work
He couldn't believe his eyes when he walked in and saw President Bush and
Colin Powell having a conversation at the bar
The guy approaches the two and tells them how honored he is to be in the
presence of the President and the Secretary of State.
He couldn't help himself so he asked them why they were at the local bar.
President Bush responded "We're planning the war on Iraq". Bush then asks
the guy if he would give his honest opinion on what he and Powell were
discussing.
So Bush tells the guy "We plan on killing 150 million Iraqis and one bicycle
messenger". The guy has this real surprised look on his face and asks
President Bush "Why would you kill a bicycle messenger"
Then Bush turns to Powell and says "You see, I told you nobody cares about
150 million Iraqis"
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Re: LMFAO - Bin Laden jokes
IG-88E wrote:
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
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Q: What's bin Laden b'in doin' since the Taliban were renamed?
A: B'in hidin'.
Q: What's bin Laden b'in doin' for the past decade?
A: B'in plottin'.
A: B'in hidin'.
Q: What's bin Laden b'in doin' for the past decade?
A: B'in plottin'.
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