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Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...


www.chicoer.com

Here is a better link:

http://www.chicoer.com/articles/2003/03 ... /news2.txt

Yeah, it was the ALF again. Dammit, leave our McD's alone! You have made a powerful enemy, ALF!

Superman wrote:Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...


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No more mister nice guy, its time for McDonald's to send out the heavy artillery (i.e. Grimace, the Hamburglar, the fry guys, and Mayor McCheese) against these salad munchers!

It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

Superman wrote:It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

I keep picturing that scene from PCU with the anti-meat protesters outside the cafeteria

Superman wrote:It is time for me to dawn a cape and mask and turn into my alter ego, "Meat Man!" The ALF is going down...

I'd like to see those morons trampled by a cattle stampede.

This is why I like working in the funeral home. Nobody ever messes with the funeral homes.

A friend of mine went to Chico State in the 80s, does the sweatshirt logo still have three cats chugging beer?

No, the logo is a "Wild Cat" now. We made the number two party college on Playboy's list for last year, though.

Jeez. That just sucks.

Yeah, you would think that they would hit a place that at least serves real meat.

Why would they even attack McDonald everyone knows its imitation meat

Actually, what McDonalds gets from the factories is real meat. They just add 8 times the amount of junk to the meat.

Yuck i think i`m gonna barf

Superman wrote:Dammit, I think the Animal Liberation Front hit another McDonald's in my town! It might not be the ALF this time...


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More stupidity from the ALF. The article says the Mc'donalds was going to be demolished anyway

Montcalm wrote:Yuck i think i`m gonna barf

Hey, but at least it's real.

"Our burgers are 100% real beef. But we aren't gonna tell what kind of beef it is, though."

Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Why just let them starve themselves? I say we take away their vitiamen(sp?) supplements so they'll be nice and weak when bubba wants "private time"

What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-

HemlockGrey wrote:What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-

I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

Aren't militant Islamic fundies already blowing up fast-food restaurants in some places in the Middle East?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:What if Islamic fundies started bombing McD's?

'Put a smile on...the face of Allah!!!'

-boom-

I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

Aren't militant Islamic fundies already blowing up fast-food restaurants in some places in the Middle East?

They have better things to do.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Montcalm wrote:Yuck i think i`m gonna barf

Hey, but at least it's real.

"Our burgers are 100% real beef. But we aren't gonna tell what kind of beef it is, though."

Anyway, something has to be done about those ALF buffoons. I say we put them in a prison, with a special twist: All the meals contain meat.

Actually, they say their burgers are 100% All Beef. "All Beef" is a brand name.

I think i know what their meat is remember Demolition Man

I was wondering when you'd say something like that.

What? You didn't find it amusing?

What if Anti-Allah God hurls dog's meat at your Allah?