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My school fucking sucks.
Today they started announcing a new dress code regulation at my school. From now on if a girl wears a shirt that shows any cleavage, they get written up. WHAT THE FUCK! These assholes are taking away what I spend most of my time in boring classes doing. This is utter bullshit. I can't fucking believe their doing this.
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Re: My school fucking sucks.
Well, you just get that much more incentive to try to get them to take them off then during after-school hours, huh?!!anarchistbunny wrote:Today they started announcing a new dress code regulation at my school. From now on if a girl wears a shirt that shows any cleavage, they get written up. WHAT THE FUCK! These assholes are taking away what I spend most of my time in boring classes doing. This is utter bullshit. I can't fucking believe their doing this.
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You still may be in luck. Maybe your school won't actually enforce the rule.
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Well, they don't enforce the Skirts must reach the knees rule, but that took a couple of months, and I don't have that much time left in school, and their even harder on the rules the first 6 weeks next year.
Right now my plan is to try to orginize a protest were all the girls come to school topless.
And by orginize I mean I mentioned it to some of my friends, but hey atleast I got one chick that supports it.
Right now my plan is to try to orginize a protest were all the girls come to school topless.
And by orginize I mean I mentioned it to some of my friends, but hey atleast I got one chick that supports it.
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Re: My school fucking sucks.
Inform the staff that girls' breasts are still visible even when they're wearing turtlenecks, and that the only solution to the problem would be to force girls to wear baggy shirts or mumus.anarchistbunny wrote:Today they started announcing a new dress code regulation at my school. From now on if a girl wears a shirt that shows any cleavage, they get written up. WHAT THE FUCK! These assholes are taking away what I spend most of my time in boring classes doing. This is utter bullshit. I can't fucking believe their doing this.
Males are going to stare at breasts regardless of dress code policies. It's been that way since the beginning of human history, and I don't see it changing. How much skin is showing simply determined which pair they're going to stare at.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Well, they don't enforce the Skirts must reach the knees rule, but that took a couple of months, and I don't have that much time left in school, and their even harder on the rules the first 6 weeks next year.
Right now my plan is to try to orginize a protest were all the girls come to school topless.
And by orginize I mean I mentioned it to some of my friends, but hey atleast I got one chick that supports it.
My middle school was ridiculous... Any shirts more than 4 inches below the waistline had to be tucked in. They tried enforcing it the first few days, but soon gave up. It helps if you can get many people to ignore it.
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Organize a mass halter top protest!! Free Boobies for everyone!! j/k
Really though , thanks to all the hormones in the milk, your average middle school girl is now stacked bigger than Anna Nicole(When she was a hottie, not the current SeaWorld escapee Anna). It scares me at times cause it makes it difficult to know who you can and cant have lascivious thoughts about any more......
Really though , thanks to all the hormones in the milk, your average middle school girl is now stacked bigger than Anna Nicole(When she was a hottie, not the current SeaWorld escapee Anna). It scares me at times cause it makes it difficult to know who you can and cant have lascivious thoughts about any more......
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Hm...where is this taking place again? Anyway, I doubt they'll be able to enforce it. It's not like the rule where "FUCK YOU" can't be on a shirt, since the options for rectifying cleavage are rather limited.
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Hell, the year I escaped (er, graduated) from my high school, the administration banned skirts and forced all the girls to wear pants because they were being hiked up so much. How are you supposed to have a Catholic school without the Catholic school girl skirts?
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Organize a mass protest, where every girl goes around topless. No, seriously, that would rock.
Edit: Pantless would be cool too.
Edit: Pantless would be cool too.
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I honestly had no real trouble wearing a uniform. I wore khakies, a navy-blue, button-up denim shirt, a tie and regulation shoes. I always made sure my shirt was tucked in, as well. I simply like to look professional. People won't take you seriously if you don't.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My high school had *UNIFORMS!!!!* And in typical high-school fashion, they were apparently designed by the most inept dinosaurs from the 'Fifties they could find! At least they stopped at the shoes and DIDN'T force us to wear a tie...
I personally don't like looking like a total slob, but I see no reason why people who like that should be prevented from doing so.
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I prefer to dress stylish. . . but I dont like the typical suits.
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Try reverse psychology. Put up flyers around the school saying that if we must outlaw short skirts and any shirt that shows cleavage, then perhaps we should also outlaw skirts which show any leg at all, and bare shoulders. For that matter, no skin should be revealed except for the bare minimum to function.
In short, demand that the school carry through their philosophy to its conclusion and force the girls to wear Islamic burquas. Finish the flyer with the line: "Signed, the Taliban".
In short, demand that the school carry through their philosophy to its conclusion and force the girls to wear Islamic burquas. Finish the flyer with the line: "Signed, the Taliban".
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Actually, the logical conclusion would be to argue that, as the Divine Plan has decreed that women are for bearing sons and male pleasure, that no girl should even be enrolled in the school, receiving an education which may lead to infidelity, and that this would therefore solve permanently the problem of exposure of female cleavage in school.
Then sign it "the Taliban".
Then sign it "the Taliban".
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Ahh, high school days. I'm so fucking glad I'll never have to go through that bullshit ever again as long as I live.
Take heart, my anarchist friend. When you get to college, it'll be a veritable all-singing all-dancing titty revue. And you never have to worry about their parents coming home.
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Well, there is the legitimate concern of the roommate walk-in.RedImperator wrote:Ahh, high school days. I'm so fucking glad I'll never have to go through that bullshit ever again as long as I live.
Take heart, my anarchist friend. When you get to college, it'll be a veritable all-singing all-dancing titty revue. And you never have to worry about their parents coming home.
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Depends on the roommate...dare I even mention the word orgy? (I still say we need an emo).Durandal wrote:Well, there is the legitimate concern of the roommate walk-in.RedImperator wrote:Ahh, high school days. I'm so fucking glad I'll never have to go through that bullshit ever again as long as I live.
Take heart, my anarchist friend. When you get to college, it'll be a veritable all-singing all-dancing titty revue. And you never have to worry about their parents coming home.
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I need to find girls like that.The Dark wrote:Depends on the roommate...dare I even mention the word orgy? (I still say we need an emo).Durandal wrote:Well, there is the legitimate concern of the roommate walk-in.RedImperator wrote:Ahh, high school days. I'm so fucking glad I'll never have to go through that bullshit ever again as long as I live.
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Bah. Been there, done that. She skeedaddled right on out of there.Durandal wrote:Well, there is the legitimate concern of the roommate walk-in.RedImperator wrote:Ahh, high school days. I'm so fucking glad I'll never have to go through that bullshit ever again as long as I live.
Take heart, my anarchist friend. When you get to college, it'll be a veritable all-singing all-dancing titty revue. And you never have to worry about their parents coming home.
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Fat chance.anarchistbunny wrote: Right now my plan is to try to orginize a protest were all the girls come to school topless.
How about this, you and a bunch of your guy friends start showing to school showing some cleavage. See if the administration will make it policy for guys not to expose their breast.
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They didn't start enforcing the dress code policy at my high school till my senior year. Thank god, too, because girls at my school dressed very risque; to quote my dad, who is probably more perverted than any member of this board (I kid you not!): "If they had girls like that when I was a kid, hell, I'd still be in school."
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