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What are your best (or worst) Star Wars pick up lines?

My personal fave:
Girl, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

Some more good ones:
http://www.best5everything.com/best5Lis ... s14112.php

This is probably just some spamsters thread but I am going to indulge in it with my own whimsical brand of whatever the fuck it is.

"Is that a Wookie on your mound or are you from Manitoba?"

Nice pair of Death Stars you have there.

you can not resist the power of the dark side of the force...

I tend to go for the original.
Are you an angel?

I hate to admit this, but I DID use this on a girl once back around the time of AOTC or ROTS .....
She proceeded to make me feel like a old geezer when it turns out that the "old star wars movie" she was talking about refers to The Phantom Menace, not the original trilogy.

Damn!

Would just wave my hand in front of her face and say "This is the man you are looking for."

"Jedi mind tricks only effect the weak minded"

The Yosemite Bear wrote:"Jedi mind tricks only effect the weak minded"

You overestimate my standards...

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

Then again, maybe that one's not such a good idea.

"Thats no moon".....

Hi, I was looking for the thread full of virgins... Oh here it is.

Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I say this shit all the time.

Slight detour, something I like saying to my friends: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

They usually don't get it, but I get a good chuckle.

Look, I may be a huge nerd but if I tried a Star Wars pick up line in real life the best I could hope for is a a blank look of incomprehension, maybe a polite laugh if I'm lucky.

But, hey, when in Rome: "My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"

Havok wrote:Hi, I was looking for the thread full of virgins... Oh here it is.

Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I say this shit all the time.

Slight detour, something I like saying to my friends: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

They usually don't get it, but I get a good chuckle.

Ejaculate?? In our moment of triumph?

Negative, it didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface.

Hear me baby hold together...

and then if things go WRONG..

They Told Me They Fixed It! I Trusted Them!

All of those suck as pickup lines. Those are supposed to start a conversation, which won't work here unless the other person in question is a extreme Star Wars fan. Heck, they'd probably not work on me.

They are, however, quite good as puns when you are already in a relationship

Serafina wrote:All of those suck as pickup lines. Those are supposed to start a conversation, which won't work here unless the other person in question is a extreme Star Wars fan. Heck, they'd probably not work on me.

They are, however, quite good as puns when you are already in a relationship

Yeah I was following Havok's lead. I reject the notion of Star Wars Pick up lines as being an oxymoron. It's so much easier to make up pick up lines that wouldn't work and deliver them as satire to women you've already met but don't really know.

If somehow I were at a Star Wars convention and wanted to start things of on that foot...
Starting with bad and getting progressively worse:

"Hey, my name's ____I figured I'd shoot first, unless you want to be solo..."

"Hi I'm Tk424... uh oh I lost my number can I have yours?"
that requires a storm trooper costume.

"Hey my droid wants to buy you a drink." (Only works if you have a droid, sorry iphone schmucks

The following are offensive, and should never be used by an amateur
"Hey want to blow this thing and go home?"
drink thrown in face
"Hey, can I check you for mynocks?"
slap to the face
"Hey check out my lightsaber, it doesn't know when to stop growing!"
knee to the groin
"Hey baby you want some blue milk? First we'll need some blueberries...
Bouncer is called.

"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."

Fanboy the odds of you tapping that ass are 3000 to 1.

Never tell me the odds.

Singular Intellect wrote:"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."

This sounds less like a bad pick up line and more like an express ticket to the sex-offender registry.

Phantasee wrote:

Singular Intellect wrote:"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."

This sounds less like a bad pick up line and more like an express ticket to the sex-offender registry.

This is true for 96+% of all pick-up lines i've ever seen.

Nah, most of them are just an invitation to get slapped. Bubble Boy's line just went too far.

Phantasee wrote:Nah, most of them are just an invitation to get slapped. Bubble Boy's line just went too far.

I fail to see how my submission is any more or less stupid than every other one posted so far. This thread is for laughs, not for serious suggestions on pick up lines. Anyone who thinks otherwise? Yeah, best of luck to you on that front.

Says you. You can get laid all day at Comic Con with the right Star Wars reference.

hopefully not one involving a trench run and targeting the exhaust port.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:hopefully not one involving a trench run and targeting the exhaust port.

NOW you're talkin'!!

SDN always only six * away from anal sex.l