Adam Versus Eve
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:25pm
which would you prefer?
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Posted: 2003-03-12 02:26pm
No contest.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:30pm
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot....
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:31pm
I'd like both. 
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:38pm
You left some relevent information off the poll.
Option one should point out the inclusion of monthly cramping and bleeding for much of your adult life, and the on average reduced physical strength.
Option one should mention the reduced lifespan, among other things.
Life isn't just a wild party of orgasms and peeing.
Option one should point out the inclusion of monthly cramping and bleeding for much of your adult life, and the on average reduced physical strength.
Option one should mention the reduced lifespan, among other things.
Life isn't just a wild party of orgasms and peeing.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:44pm
But it damn well should be.Bartman wrote:Life isn't just a wild party of orgasms and peeing.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:44pm
Well, if you just take what the poll says, it wants to know which would you rather have: multiple orgasms or the capacity to pee whilst standing? No other factors.
Of those two, I know which I'd pick. Hellllllllllllllo?!
Of those two, I know which I'd pick. Hellllllllllllllo?!
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:46pm
Going anywhere, anytime is by far a bigger advantage. I really can't fathom multiple orgasms, anyway. Once I'm done, I'm done (for the next 20 minutes or so). I have no qualms with my current orgasmic situation, other than the fact that it's been a while since the last female-induced one.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:49pm
Pee standing up. Hitting the bullseye on the urinal is too entertaining.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:53pm
well that's interesting...half and half as of this time.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:54pm
And let's be honest. A good piss after downing a decent amount of beer can be orgasmic by itself.Durran Korr wrote:Pee standing up. Hitting the bullseye on the urinal is too entertaining.
Posted: 2003-03-12 02:55pm
Hell, yes, it feels sooooo good when you've had to hold it a long time.
Posted: 2003-03-12 03:08pm
Peeing right? Cause that would solve all the bathroom arguments? Everybody could agree on a toilet seat position.Zaia wrote:Of those two, I know which I'd pick. Hellllllllllllllo?!
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:27pm
basing my vote on this train of thought:
"........coffee....chemistry....damn homework...oo funny thread.....need wee now!"
NB: i didnt wee in my chair, i went to the toilet.
"........coffee....chemistry....damn homework...oo funny thread.....need wee now!"
NB: i didnt wee in my chair, i went to the toilet.
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:31pm
i like your quotes tony
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:33pm
Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...
Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.
Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:39pm
Men aren't built for multiple orgasms. We can barely handle one. Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy? He doesn't look so good, does he? It's one of those "just crossed the tape at the Boston Marathon" kind of faces.Zaia wrote:Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...
Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:48pm
Cant say i have. Not entirely sure i want to.Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy?
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:53pm
You mean you guys don't have multiple orgasms?Durandal wrote:Men aren't built for multiple orgasms. We can barely handle one. Ever see that look on a guy's face at the point of maximum joy? He doesn't look so good, does he? It's one of those "just crossed the tape at the Boston Marathon" kind of faces.Zaia wrote:Wow, I guess what they say about ignorance being bliss is true after all...
Psssssst! If it really means that much to you, as a woman you can pee standing up. You can't write in the snow, but you can pee standing up. As for the multiple orgasms--well....nevermind. If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know.
Posted: 2003-03-12 05:57pm
hey, women can pee standing up. they can pee extremely fast as well.
Posted: 2003-03-12 06:03pm
ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
Posted: 2003-03-12 06:07pm
How about automatic firing capabilities?Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
Posted: 2003-03-12 06:34pm
Where's that picture of that cup thing for women to pee standing up with?Durandal wrote:How about automatic firing capabilities?Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
Posted: 2003-03-12 06:39pm
MAHOK!neoolong wrote:Where's that picture of that cup thing for women to pee standing up with?Durandal wrote:How about automatic firing capabilities?Rye wrote:ok, change it to "peeing standing up and having an aim feature".
Posted: 2003-03-12 08:32pm
I so did not need to see that. I wanna vote for both.