Instant Girlfriend Kit!

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Instant Girlfriend Kit!

Post by aerius »

It never ceases to amaze me what people will sell on ebay, first, the vagina carrot, and now this.

The Instant Girlfriend Kit as sold on ebay.

Is this you? Nerdy? Creepy? Alone?

Don't have a girlfriend? Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?

What if there were a simple kit that would silence the piercing voices and echoed braying laughter of your detractors once and for all?
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Haha. :D
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Post by God Emperor »

That is just creepy :?
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Funniest thing I've seen all day. I love the pictures.
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That guy really needs to get a hobby. :?
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Oh, shit. :roll:
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

12 bids. Wow.
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:shock: Anyone who bid on it is a fucking loser
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The pics from that are hilarious!!

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Post by Superman »

HAHAHAHA

Look, if you just cannot get a girlfriend go to the gym and hit some weights. Girls love a muscular dude. :wink:
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Post by Beowulf »

Superman wrote:HAHAHAHA

Look, if you just cannot get a girlfriend go to the gym and hit some weights. Girls love a muscular dude. :wink:
Now where is that MOAB?...
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:shock:
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XPViking wrote:The pics from that are hilarious!!

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lmao, thats hilarious
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Post by neoolong »

I don't know whether that is really really funny, or really really sad.

Well, I guess both.
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Wow...sad and funny...course I know many friends who could use one.
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That's the funniest damn thing....tears are rolling down my cheeks, why didn't I check this thread out earlier? Bwahahaha!
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Dalton wrote:Funniest thing I've seen all day. I love the pictures.
I noticed you started bidding :D
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Post by Next of Kin »

:shock: :lol:
Too funny!
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Must resist the urge to bid....!!!! :x :x :x
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Connor MacLeod wrote:I noticed you started bidding :D
I don't bid under the name "cmacleod".
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Post by Shaka[Zulu] »

you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
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Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
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Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
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Man, those things look real.
Freaky though.
And on topic, that's is as funny as hell. :lol:
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Post by Connor MacLeod »

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I noticed you started bidding :D
I don't bid under the name "cmacleod".
Yes, but I was wondering why you'd asked to borrow my account.
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