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Instant Girlfriend Kit!
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:32pm
by aerius
It never ceases to amaze me what people will sell on ebay, first, the vagina carrot, and now this.
The Instant Girlfriend Kit as sold on ebay.
Is this you? Nerdy? Creepy? Alone?
Don't have a girlfriend? Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?
What if there were a simple kit that would silence the piercing voices and echoed braying laughter of your detractors once and for all?
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:35pm
by Joe
Haha.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:36pm
by God Emperor
That is just creepy
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:36pm
by Dalton
Funniest thing I've seen all day. I love the pictures.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:38pm
by Temjin
That guy really needs to get a hobby.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:40pm
by Kintaro
Oh, shit.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:43pm
by Darth Yoshi
12 bids. Wow.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:44pm
by Montcalm
Anyone who bid on it is a fucking loser
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:45pm
by XPViking
The pics from that are hilarious!!
XPViking
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:50pm
by Superman
HAHAHAHA
Look, if you just cannot get a girlfriend go to the gym and hit some weights. Girls love a muscular dude.
Posted: 2003-03-12 07:54pm
by Beowulf
Superman wrote:HAHAHAHA
Look, if you just cannot get a girlfriend go to the gym and hit some weights. Girls love a muscular dude.
Now where is that MOAB?...
Posted: 2003-03-12 08:01pm
by Superman
Posted: 2003-03-12 08:38pm
by Andrew J.
XPViking wrote:The pics from that are hilarious!!
XPViking
Wait a minute...that's me!
Posted: 2003-03-12 08:43pm
by Enforcer Talen
lmao, thats hilarious
Posted: 2003-03-12 09:04pm
by neoolong
I don't know whether that is really really funny, or really really sad.
Well, I guess both.
Posted: 2003-03-12 09:15pm
by Ghost Rider
Wow...sad and funny...course I know many friends who could use one.
Posted: 2003-03-12 11:08pm
by Frank Hipper
That's the funniest damn thing....tears are rolling down my cheeks, why didn't I check this thread out earlier? Bwahahaha!
Posted: 2003-03-12 11:35pm
by Connor MacLeod
Dalton wrote:Funniest thing I've seen all day. I love the pictures.
I noticed you started bidding
Posted: 2003-03-12 11:39pm
by Next of Kin
Too funny!
Posted: 2003-03-12 11:52pm
by brothersinarm
Posted: 2003-03-12 11:54pm
by Dalton
Connor MacLeod wrote:I noticed you started bidding
I don't bid under the name "cmacleod".
Posted: 2003-03-13 12:01am
by Shaka[Zulu]
you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???
try this site:
www.realdoll.com
and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
Posted: 2003-03-13 12:05am
by Alex Moon
Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???
try this site:
www.realdoll.com
and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
"Real Doll: The Movie"
Posted: 2003-03-13 12:09am
by Captain tycho
Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???
try this site:
www.realdoll.com
and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
Man, those things look real.
Freaky though.
And on topic, that's is as funny as hell.
Posted: 2003-03-13 12:12am
by Connor MacLeod
Dalton wrote:Connor MacLeod wrote:I noticed you started bidding
I don't bid under the name "cmacleod".
Yes, but I was wondering why you'd asked to borrow my account.
