Why I don't like to leave my house.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-22 03:21am

http://www.tencommandments.org/

Go to the Exposing the Atheist part. Then watch as the universe of common sense implodes.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-22 03:26am

That thing makes no sense whatsoever. It's as though they took a course in..... damn! I can't think of anything stupid enough!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-22 03:36am

Lusankya wrote: That thing makes no sense whatsoever. It's as though they took a course in..... damn! I can't think of anything stupid enough!

They went to Wacko-Fundamentalist-Extremist Junior College.

I think it's run by Pat Robertson somewhere in Georgia.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-08-22 03:47am

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Originally posted by Lusankya:

That thing makes no sense whatsoever. It's as though they took a course in..... damn! I can't think of anything stupid enough!
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Don't. The dark side beckons always, and once down its path you walk, forever will it dominate you.

And with regard to the article... (takes hat off, shakes his head and sighs.)
Well, now I've seen everything. Lawyerial legalese mated to fascist goose-stepping propaganda, all cloaked in a veneer of religion. If this is religion, I'd be ashamed to be a part of it.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-08-22 03:47am

Atheism is the ultimate of satanism. Ask satan does God exist and he will deny it. Ask him does satan exist and he will deny his own existence even while in your presence. Atheism holds the Bible in one hand, but deny its existence by denying its truth with the other.

My brain is melting...

Had to close that page I can't take more BS on sutch a short time

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-08-22 06:14am

Pc dieing...

DAMMIT WHY DO THESE MORONS USE JAVA FOR A FREAKING TEXT SCROLL

Akm72 · Post by **Akm72** » 2002-08-22 06:35am

Hell, I read it all the way to the bottom of the page, hilarious from beginning to end! Then I saw that there were six pages of this crap, and the laughter died

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-22 07:28am

Two VERY fun quotes!

Several important principles which people seem not to be aware of (particularly those who teach in the schools of law and legislators of societies) are: Man has not been given the authority and power to define the nature of crime. That authority is rightfully reserved only by God. Therefore the responsibility all mankind has is to embrace laws in accord with the Laws of God. The reason God is the rightful One to define the nature of crime is because He is the Creator of all mankind. Therefore it is God who can best define what is evil for man

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I get to kill people who wear wool! Or arn't christians! And about sixty other random offense, Inculding making fun of bald people!
Thank God

these people are not the ones in charge

And second the quote which speaks for itself

ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS, AND NON BELIVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMNALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY

Thats speaks for itself

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-22 09:29am

Stop posting links like this, I'm running out of mail bombs and ammunition.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-08-22 10:38am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:quote: Lawyerial legalese mated to fascist goose-stepping propaganda, all cloaked in a veneer of religion. If this is religion, I'd be ashamed to be a part of it.

Y'know what? I don't think it *is* much religion. I think there are people out there who go, "I hate other people...bad people...everyone but me...must control them...must appeal to something they're afraid of and make them feel guilty so they'll do what I want..."

Religion can give people all kinds of opportunities to do non-religious things, right? How many religions have controled politics just by virtue of being 'God's authority'? (Hint: Most of them)

Religionist: You should wear socks on your head!
You: Why?
Religionist: Well...umm...because you're a sinner for a totally unrelated reason. Do what God says, by which I mean do what I say.
You: Are you *sure* God told you to have us wear socks on our heads?
Religionist: Not necessarily, but I'm sure He wants me to make the world behave this way, because I'm his authority.
You: Ha! Ancient ninja Fist-To-Nuts style!
Religionist: Aaagh!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-08-22 12:24pm

Must resist urge to risk death by plunging knife into monitor to irrationally try to kill whoever wrote this tripe....

Grghhhhh...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-22 05:43pm

But Mr. B, if you leave your house, you won't be online, and if you're not online, you won't stumble upon this crap!

Anyway, wehen they talk about the Ten Commandments, they talk about THEIR Ten Commandments. (Coming soon)

Rhadamanthus · Post by **Rhadamanthus** » 2002-08-22 06:30pm

I.....

How can.....

That is....

I can't....

.........I'm not even sure how to respond to this, I think exposure to idiocy in its purest form has damaged my brain....

Now do you realize who the people are who are responsible for children having gotten so violent? The answer is ATHEISTS and other non-beleivers in the true God. So you may ask how can this be? The reason why they are responsible is because they hate God and teach their children against God (which is the highest form of child abuse).

I weep for humanity, if anyone would like to join me I will be setting up a heavily defended stronghold somewhere in Antarctica...the only requirement for entry is that you not be human

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-22 06:33pm

Lol I think it might be a bit nippy for old Bean down there and I don't know where my sweaters got to

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-22 10:18pm

You should read the editorials part. There's this guy that calls the Pope evil, and about 10 articles on how the Constitution should be scrapped. These guys want to put the world back into the Dark Ages, build a bridge to the 13th century, cleanse the world of anyone who isn't as "good" as them. It's more scary than funny. Thank God nobody cares about them.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-22 11:33pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: But Mr. B, if you leave your house, you won't be online, and if you're not online, you won't stumble upon this crap!

Anyway, wehen they talk about the Ten Commandments, they talk about THEIR Ten Commandments. (Coming soon)

But if I leave my house I will be amoungst the people who wrote this. And online is the easiest way to fight back.

Darik Sdair · Post by **Darik Sdair** » 2002-08-22 11:35pm

Anyone cracked their "inner court" yet? I'm kind of curious as to what kind of shit they have posted there.

BioDroid · Post by **BioDroid** » 2002-08-23 02:07pm

Check out their preamble...that's eerie enough.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-23 03:48pm

Darik Sdair wrote: Anyone cracked their "inner court" yet? I'm kind of curious as to what kind of shit they have posted there.

We should try some religious saying or random christian babble like god is good or some shit. And is anyone here good at hacking?

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-08-23 04:06pm

We know that no Atheist has the ability to author them
"Honor your father and your mother..." "You shall not murder." "You shall not steal." "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" (Exodus 20:12-13,15,16). Those are just four of God's holy TEN COMMANDMENTS which He has made every person of mankind responsible to obey (Romans 3:19).

Atheists foolishly deny that God is the Author of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. They say that hey were authored by a human. Some atheists even deny that the TEN COMMANDMENTS exist (Romans 2:14-15).

So, lets assume (in order to prove a point here) that atheists are right. If a human author them (and I speak as if insane), then we know for sure that no atheist, agnostic nor any other unbeliever had sense enough to author them.
Why is that so? Because atheists are OPPOSED to GOD and His Holy COMMANDMENTS. And again, some even say the TEN COMMANDMENTS don't exist. So if a human authored them, it was a person who had far more intelligence than any atheist, agnostic or unbeliever.

However, the very wisdom contained in the TEN COMMANDMENTS is far beyond human capabilities. This proves the Divine authorship of the TEN COMMANDMENTS.

This guy is insane.... The ten commandments seem so basic and rather simple to me, common sense really. "Don't kill anyone" seems rather simple. Prehaps its beyond his intelligence to think of laws like the ten commandments. Is that what he means?

This has brought an evil idea into my mind.... Prehaps I should start a weppage that proclaims that in an effort to destroy God's work in the world, the devil has compleatly rewrittin the bible to maniplulate people to his goals, and a true follow of God's will would not read the bible. I think it would cause some havoc wouldn't you think? Though to be honest, i'm a chirstain and wouldn't do such a thing.... But tripe like this makes me ashamed to call myself that.

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-23 04:44pm

Ha. Control freaks.
It's not about being atheist or Christian, you could be a Christian and they'd still hate you if you don't think EXACTLY like them.
I've lost count of how many times I've seen drivel like that, but it's always exactly the same, I wonder if they all go to the same laboratory that lobotomizes their brains and removes their genitals.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-08-23 05:18pm

Imperial Federation wrote:Ha. Control freaks.
It's not about being atheist or Christian, you could be a Christian and they'd still hate you if you don't think EXACTLY like them.
I've lost count of how many times I've seen drivel like that, but it's always exactly the same, I wonder if they all go to the same laboratory that lobotomizes their brains and removes their genitals.

You are being far too optimistic. Remove thier genitals? Of course not! How else are they supposed to bead and spread thier stupidity?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-23 05:23pm

I'm pretty sure that what the site is trying to say can be summed up like this:

Gays are evil. Churches are evil. Non-Christians are evil. Priests are evil. The Pope is evil. The Constitution is evil because it doesn't enforce unfair laws that would plunge America into the Dark Ages, and it lets gay people live. The only things that aren't evil are the Bible and the Ten Commandments. SAchools are evil because they don't focus solely on the Bible.

And, Mr. B, you'll probably never find someone as weird as these guys outside.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-08-23 05:26pm

This man should be shot and left in the street to rot. I think we should invade his site, spam his guestbook, and otherwise wreak havoc. What do you guys think?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-08-23 05:35pm