german skit

[Enforcer Talen]

so my german teacher assigned my class to do a skit on the berlin wall. we spent, oh, 10 min seriously, then we got creative. these are my notes:

1. bruce lee and his army of monks fights hannibal and his army of elephants with machine guns on the berlin wall.
2. the american green beret charge in and attempt to destroy the wall, but get into a firefight with the kgb. kgb get ousted.
3. plastique is applied to the wall, and as it detonates, bruce lee fights hannibal matrix style in the air.
4. the sleeping dragon under the wall awakes - the russians knew it was there, so built a wall over it. the kgb agent resurrects and kills the dragon, cuz hes trained for it.
5.with the wall down, the french raise their flag over the reichstag with their invisible bunnies.
6. german paratroopers land in italy and take it over, and surrender it to france. the germans leave on horses, and are seen sprinting through subsequent scenes.
chapter 2, unfinished.
1. bruce lee starts a monopoly game of death with jeac chirac, leader of the kgb, bush, cheney, osama, marx, and atilla the hun. when you lose, you get burnt like in austin powers.

ooooo. . .

[Montcalm]

Sounds like a weird dream