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which is the better eyecandy?

Christina.

Yeah....I like Christina better as well.

Christina used to be, but she slutted herself out with the facial piercings and raggy dyed hair.

I violently hate them both, but I'd have to say Spears looks better. Agulara (or whatever the fuck it is, I don't know how to spell it, and I think changing the name to something like "Uglylera" is retarded and childish).

She's giving herself the image of an absolute worthless whore.

Her image in her song, damn, what was the name, 'All I Want is You' is like fucking 'schwing!'. Now she's a little fucked up looking. Ragged hair, piercings like a pin cusion, and I'm sorry but that dark ass tan is NOT working. I happened to catch TRL Monday, and Spears was on. I was like damn, how much lower can that shit go.

I seem to have started a pop-princess thread invasion....sorry to the offended

However I must go with Britney, shes got curves, while christina looks like 'she' might be hiding a dick between thoes spindley legs.....

Have any recent pics on either? Haven't seen them in a LONG time...

Between Britney Smear and Christina aguilala i think i will chose Shakira.

Montcalm wrote:Between Britney Smear and Christina aguilala i think i will chose Shakira.

Heh, I'll second that.

And she actually has talent, too.

As far as pure hotness factor is concerned, I've got to go with Britney. But if you factor in career, personality, etc. etc., then I hate them all and want them all to die a firey painful death.

Shakira does the same thing as Britney, she substitutes vocal twangs for actual singing ability.

Oh God, somehow I've forgotten about Hikaru Utada!!

No, God, please don't let me choose between Shakira and Hikaru Utada!! NOOO!!!!

Sokar wrote:However I must go with Britney, shes got curves, while christina looks like 'she' might be hiding a dick between thoes spindley legs.....

There are actually fanfics about that.

Neither are particularly attractive anymore.

Both have sluttified themselves, although Aguilera has done it moreso.

I would have to go with Spears.

Baron Mordo wrote:

Sokar wrote:However I must go with Britney, shes got curves, while christina looks like 'she' might be hiding a dick between thoes spindley legs.....

There are actually fanfics about that.

AHHHHHH!!!! Oh Jesus tap dancing Christ........ Oh thats the last damn straw, Im officially secceding from humanity, from now on I'm a memeber of the species homo sapiens seperatus

Enforcer Talen wrote:which is the better eyecandy?

Well, probably Spears, but only because Christina Aguilera decided to become the modern incarnation of Medusa, complete with serpents for hair. Mind you, Aguilera is the better singer, but seeing her is a traumatic experience.

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Well, probably Spears, but only because Christina Aguilera decided to become the modern incarnation of Medusa, complete with serpents for hair. Mind you, Aguilera is the better singer, but seeing her is a traumatic experience.

Better singer? I can hardly tell teh difference. Mostly just ramblings that translate to 'fuck me,' or something. I personally prefer neither.

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:

Enforcer Talen wrote:which is the better eyecandy?

Well, probably Spears, but only because Christina Aguilera decided to become the modern incarnation of Medusa, complete with serpents for hair. Mind you, Aguilera is the better singer, but seeing her is a traumatic experience.

They sing?

Really...I just thought it was random warbling for sex starved guys, and teeny bobber girls.

Ghost Rider wrote:

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:

Enforcer Talen wrote:which is the better eyecandy?

Well, probably Spears, but only because Christina Aguilera decided to become the modern incarnation of Medusa, complete with serpents for hair. Mind you, Aguilera is the better singer, but seeing her is a traumatic experience.

They sing?

Really...I just thought it was random warbling for sex starved guys, and teeny bobber girls.

The widely accpeted definition is 'loud screechy sound'.
And between them I'll choose Aria Giovanni.
What? No pornstars allowed?

NF_Utvol wrote:Neither are particularly attractive anymore.

Both have sluttified themselves, although Aguilera has done it more

Agreed...

Plus Britney ruined a very good song....."I love rock n' roll"...

She really deserve to die....or -I think it's worst for her- to be forgotten forever...

Enforcer Talen wrote:which is the better eyecandy?

(pardon the expression here but it's a pick I have of her uploaded)



Christina

i would fuck them, i wouldn't date either one of them, becasue i find both annoying. The way i see it, that's the kind of girl you screw, spew on her face and say see you later. (oh fuck, i'm gonna get flamed for that one!)

Sit tight in your chair this might scare you,here`s a name that will make them look a little attractive to you all...................Celine Dion

Montcalm wrote:Sit tight in your chair this might scare you,here`s a name that will make them look a little attractive to you all...................Celine Dion

Huuuuuh!

*shaping a cross with my fingers*

Beware the "singing lich"....