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A question for the males from boredom

Posted: 2003-03-15 01:56pm
by The Observer
Well, as my first thred to be created here I thought I might as well make it interesting.

So, the question is, in every day life does it go to the left or to the right or pretty much straight down? You know what I mean... and I have NO idea why I'm asking this, like I said, utter boredom.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:00pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Uh... left.

*Walks off after all dignity has been stripped from self*

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:01pm
by RogueIce
I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:03pm
by Admiral Valdemar
RogueIce wrote:I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.
I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:05pm
by Lord Pounder
RogueIce wrote:I am an innocent young lad, so I'm not sure what you mean, though I have a fairly good idea... :oops:

Center for me, if it's what I think it is.
Damn you must be small

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:06pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Slightly to the left.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:18pm
by XaLEv
Tends to vary between left and straight down.
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uh... left.

*Walks off after all dignity has been stripped from self*
But...but...I thought I took the rest of your dignity by making you say "Rei likes pie"! :(

*wanders off* :cry:



:P

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:23pm
by Mark S
Left.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:24pm
by Cyborg Stan
In most males, as you can probably see, it goes slightly to the left. One of the few notable examples of asymetrical external body features, I think.

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:27pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Center when I'm naked (which is usually) or wear bikinis/thongs/etc., but when I wear boxers or go commando it goes to the left. And yes it looks like I have a weasel in my pocket! LMAO I think Pounder knows what I mean ;) :mrgreen:

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:38pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Center when I'm naked (which is usually) or wear bikinis/thongs/etc., but when I wear boxers or go commando it goes to the left. And yes it looks like I have a weasel in my pocket! LMAO I think Pounder knows what I mean ;) :mrgreen:
*Grabs a flamethrower*

Mental images Valdemar did not need. You go burn now!

Posted: 2003-03-15 02:49pm
by The Observer
It confirms my theory... so no the question is, why left? Is the physiology different?

Posted: 2003-03-15 03:19pm
by RogueIce
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.
Gravity? I mean, if you're standing up, then gravity does it for you.

You mean lying down or something...well, never had any need to look at it like that...

Posted: 2003-03-15 03:53pm
by neoolong
If it's what I'm thinking, to the left. Well, my left.

Posted: 2003-03-15 03:53pm
by Admiral Valdemar
RogueIce wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can't see how it can stay in the centre for any length of time.
Gravity? I mean, if you're standing up, then gravity does it for you.

You mean lying down or something...well, never had any need to look at it like that...
Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:07pm
by Frank Hipper
Lefty ahoy!
There's gotta be a study as to why most guys dress left out there somewhere.....

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:34pm
by Xenophobe3691
Left, and I thought I was the only one...

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:38pm
by Admiral Valdemar
This is getting weird, it's supposed to be down to preference and generally what pants you wear, it sounds like it's almost genetically determined.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:39pm
by RogueIce
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.
Ah, I was thinking without clothes. With them... *shrug* Never looked at it.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:45pm
by Cpt_Frank
Left.
Seems like almost everybody here's a 'lefty'.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:52pm
by Admiral Valdemar
RogueIce wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Unless you wear a skirt I doubt it'll stay in the centre unless you have a really low cut crotch for the pants or something.
Ah, I was thinking without clothes. With them... *shrug* Never looked at it.
Lol, you think all of us have penises that swing to the left at all times? :D

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:57pm
by Joe
I would assume that it goes left because of underwear - things are always going to be a little scrunched down, no matter what you wear, and its going to grow differently because of it. Usually to the left.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:58pm
by Durandal
When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.

Posted: 2003-03-15 04:59pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Durandal wrote:When fully erect, it's a straight-shooter on the plane you're referencing; however it does curve slightly upward.
So you're fully excited 24/7?

Posted: 2003-03-15 05:01pm
by RogueIce
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Lol, you think all of us have penises that swing to the left at all times? :D
Well, I didn't want to be judgemental, but... :twisted:

Just kidding. :wink: