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I'm a pretty Openminded guy, especially for a Southern Baptist. If you don't believe in God, fine. Won't eat beef cause you think it offends some Higher Being? Okey-dokey. Like men? Whatever floats your boat, just don't be loud about it.

But I draw the line at Talking Carp. Even Hebrew-speaking Carp, which is a very difficult language and is impressive to know under any circumstances. This falls under VirginMary-shaped ketchup stains.

One thing that I think is worthy of serious discussion though;

He looked around to see if the voice had come from the slop sink, the other room or the shop's cat.

Must be a pretty impressive cat. Mine can speak only two languages, Bad English and Worse English.

WTF ...

BWAHAHAHAHA...a nice fine piece of comedy in everyday life.

Yes...Talking fish...and my cat greets me in some ancient dead tongue known only as Mew.

Engine Summer Three Niner to Echo Base, I have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on my forward radar, over...

To save Dalton time.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

To save Dalton time.

What? Geeze, I hope this thread isn't construed as spamming....

Wow, so it's not just idiot christians seeing Jesus in a tortilla. There are idiots of every denomination.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure the thing can talk, but how does it taste?

"It is very rare that God reminds people he exists in this modern world. But when he does, you cannot ignore it."

Wanna bet?

Frank Hipper wrote: Wanna bet?

I suspect it wasn't so much as God speaking as a gas-leak.

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out...

neoolong wrote:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out...

Yeah, I was reminded of that Simpsons too...

Lonestar wrote:

neoolong wrote:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out...

Yeah, I was reminded of that Simpsons too...

I think everyone was.

Personally, I think they are a pair of meshugenehs, but they do have quite a bit of chutzpah to be telling that kind of story.

The Dark wrote:Personally, I think they are a pair of meshugenehs, but they do have quite a bit of chutzpah to be telling that kind of story.

Really? My roommate said he was full of carp.

Also, let me get this straight, he sold a Talking fish? He should have kept it around long enough to let James Randi see it and fork over the $1 mil

Lonestar wrote:

The Dark wrote:Personally, I think they are a pair of meshugenehs, but they do have quite a bit of chutzpah to be telling that kind of story.

Really? My roommate said he was full of carp.

Also, let me get this straight, he sold a Talking fish? He should have kept it around long enough to let James Randi see it and fork over the $1 mil

Not just sold, but BUTCHERED and sold. The only witness to this "miracle" destroyed and got rid of the evidence. Sure, no credability problems here...

Probably some joker practising his ventriliquism to make the carp spout crap.

How is a talking fish any dumber than a talking shrubbery, as written in Scripture?

Darth Wong wrote:How is a talking fish any dumber than a talking shrubbery, as written in Scripture?

Nothing...but more cats prefer one above the other

Darth Wong wrote:How is a talking fish any dumber than a talking shrubbery, as written in Scripture?

Ah, but that shrub was on fire, they could have at least cooked this fish.

Mmmm, sacrilegious fish supper...

Darth Wong wrote:How is a talking fish any dumber than a talking shrubbery, as written in Scripture?

As already commentated, that shrub was on fire, therefore being very different.

Even more remarkable, The fish suddenly devolped the lungs ot force the air through the voice box. The shrubbery could let the wind go through it's leaves...

Yeah, I know I'm reaching. Stop judging me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure the thing can talk, but how does it taste?

I'm thinking barbeque fish sounds good, dipped in honey...yummmmmm....

brothersinarm wrote:
I'm thinking barbeque fish sounds good, dipped in honey...yummmmmm....

You don't eat a fish like that all at once!!

Okay, we should have the government investigate this. Not to find if it's true or not, but to see what these people are smoking, and how much of it they have. It just might be the biggest drug bust ever.