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THE GOVERMENT IS UPON US! HIDE!

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:13am
by Captain tycho
http://www.projectfreedom.cng1.com
YES, FEAR THE GOVERMENT! :roll:

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:17am
by HemlockGrey
Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:17am
by Kuja
Wha.....?:?

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:18am
by Captain tycho
HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
They brainwash us into thinking these guys are lunatics, hence we don't listen to them. :roll: 8)

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:18am
by TrailerParkJawa
Hehe, cool I have a shirt from Menwith Hill.

The govt can read my thoughts? Cool, I didnt know there were sniffers for brain waves. So are brain packets routable?

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:21am
by Gandalf
Captain tycho wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
They brainwash us into thinking these guys are lunatics, hence we don't listen to them. :roll: 8)
See: Enemy of the State

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:22am
by Kuja
Waitaminute, the gov can read my thoughts? Hmmmm...

*thinks for a moment about *CENSORED DUE TO UTTER DEPRAVITY**

That'll teach 'em. :twisted:

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:23am
by Stormbringer
Where do these loonies come from? Every time you turn around there's another one.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:23am
by neoolong
HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
It's just a cover for the real Secret Masonic Order bent on world domination. All disinformation.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:25am
by Joe
This is good, also.

http://www.geocities.com/vonchloride

I should also add that this guy, an ex-LSD addict, believes that Jesus has spoken with him personally.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:27am
by Captain tycho
Stormbringer wrote:Where do these loonies come from? Every time you turn around there's another one.
Well, this one was found on somethingawful.
I bet these guys either write this stuff for fun or are total morons...99% are the latter I'll bet. :mrgreen:

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:27am
by kojikun
Apparently the Illuminati's world plan is to.. Rape little kids.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:28am
by Raptor 597
We're a;ll gonna die! AHH! Or wait no, don't listen too the physcos.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:30am
by The Dark
Heh...try looking up Project Stargate on google. That's some weird stuff.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:31am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Now, that's just wierd. Do you know what should be displayed at the end of the site?

"Don't do drugs, or you'll end up like us lunatics"

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:32am
by Durandal
Don't these people know anything? It's quite obvious that the Stonecutters control the government. :)

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:34am
by Crown
HemlockGrey wrote:Holy hell! I'm sick of this 'Secret Masonic Order is controlling the world' bullshit! How secret can they be when every fucking whackjob with a website knows all their hidden plans?
:lol: :lol: That's pretty much my stance.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:40am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Durandal wrote:Don't these people know anything? It's quite obvious that the Stonecutters control the government. :)

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!
"Who keeps the metric system down? Who keeps the molemen underground? We do! WE DOOOOO!!"

"Now remove the Stone Of Shame, and attach the Stone of Jubilation!"

*removes huge ass stone off of Homer, attaching an even LARGER stone*

"D'oh!"

One of my favs....BECAUSE OF THE LEAKED INFORMATION ON THE ACCURSED GOVERNMENT'S SECRET PLOTS!!! THE MOLEMEN WILL NOT BE VANQUISHED FOREVER!!!

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:50am
by Enlightenment
A bizzare thing about conspiracy nuts is that they have a compulsion to invent rediculous threats to personal freedoms while simultainously ignoring the dozens real threats--Asscroft, Shrub, the OHS, Microsoft, the increasingly blurred line between government and largescale business (aka the return of fascism)--that are staring them right in the face.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:51am
by Kintaro
Durran Korr wrote:This is good, also.

http://www.geocities.com/vonchloride

I should also add that this guy, an ex-LSD addict, believes that Jesus has spoken with him personally.
This reminds me of this guy who always comes to the resturant where I work. There are three computers with internet access that the customers can use, and he loads up some webpage with this crap on each computer so that all the other customers can see. :roll:

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:33pm
by Lonestar
What th.....Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have missed last week's Lodge meeting....I'm probaly going to end up with Lesotho or something once we're done conquering the world.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:39pm
by Lord Pounder
Whats funny is that i know a hell of a lot of people who are members of the Masonic and similar things. If the Masonic is anything it's an old boys club. In the absence of god in moden life losers have to find someone to blame for their shitty life.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:40pm
by Montcalm
They found my plan for world domination,must have them killed don`t worry guys i`m coming for you next :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:43pm
by Lonestar
Next up: How the Knights of Columbus are slipping the latest version of Windows into our drinking water.

Posted: 2003-03-16 01:49pm
by BrYaN19kc
Hmmm, the Shriners and Masonic members that I see in our city work to raise funds for childrens' burn units in hospitals, provide funds for operations and hearing aids for deaf children, transport children with health problems to and from area hospitals, provide funds for children with orthopedic problems, and a host of other services for children. I think they do a great job of helping people who otherwise might not receive those types of services.