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We're not really "invading," mind you...
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:14pm
by phongn
Something I found on Slashdot earlier today, got a small chuckle on it from SB.
PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS (AP) Washington DC 4:00 PM (EST),
President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.
The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include:
- 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
- 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
- 15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
- More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"
- Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
- A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities.
- A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
- United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
- An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other:
- Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"
- MOAB and Daisy-Cutter bunker access devices
- Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.
_The President stated: "With these additional resources, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks (not months -- not years)."
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:17pm
by Wicked Pilot
I like that one
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:18pm
by Joe
Haha!
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:23pm
by Montcalm
What a relief its just more inspectors
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:23pm
by Luke Starkiller
Anyone know where I can get one of those 'M1-A1 all terrain vehicles'?;)
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:28pm
by Enforcer Talen
made me laugh out loud.
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:37pm
by Darth Yoshi
And remember folks, it's the truth . . . from a certain point of view.
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:43pm
by Stormbringer
Now we just mail that to Chirac and everything is settled.
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:48pm
by Beowulf
I thought it was M1A2 all terrain vehicles...
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:48pm
by Kintaro
Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:49pm
by Crown
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:51pm
by phongn
Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?
If you didn't get it the first time,
it's a joke.
Posted: 2003-03-17 11:56pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
They were dead when we got here. Really. We are inspectors. Of corpses. Shut up! Stupid Poparotzo! <---- Simpsons reference, by the way
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:01am
by neoolong
Hehe. So that's what our budget is used for. Inspections.
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:02am
by Stormbringer
Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?
Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident?
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:15am
by Kintaro
Apparently, it was lost when a chimp in zoo pulled the whoopy cushion joke on me. And then afterwords monkeys came flying out of my ass.
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:17am
by Stormbringer
Kintaro wrote:Apparently, it was lost when a chimp in zoo pulled the whoopy cushion joke on me. And then afterwords monkeys came flying out of my ass.
What were monkeys doing up your ass to begin with?
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:19am
by Kintaro
Uh, it was part of a part of a porno I was filming earlier that day.
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:20am
by ArmorPierce
Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?
teehee
Posted: 2003-03-18 12:21am
by DPDarkPrimus
Oh lord... that's the best war satire article I've seen... well, for at least a good month.
Posted: 2003-03-18 01:03am
by Kuja
ROTFLMAO.
That's good. Lots and lots of inspectors with heavy inspecting equipment.
Posted: 2003-03-18 01:58am
by Gandalf
LMAO!
Some funny shit.
Posted: 2003-03-18 02:07am
by fgalkin
L
L!
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-03-18 02:23am
by Companion Cube
'Bunker Access Devices'
Posted: 2003-03-18 01:30pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Tell that to Europe: We're not invading them, we're just using military action for inspections. It will probably turn up more than some guys going around the country in UN vans looking for the weapons.
