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Elizabeth Smart's kidnappers charged with rape

Posted: 2003-03-18 01:59pm
by RedImperator
The District Attorney of Salt Lake City is holding a news conference right now. Among other things, Mitchell is getting charged with rape, attempted rape, and aggrivated sexual assault. There will be much anal plundering on Mr. Mitchell's cellblock tonight, methinks.

Posted: 2003-03-18 02:00pm
by Joe
I think that the Salk lake City government is morally obligated to provide its inmates with lube for the gangbang.

Posted: 2003-03-18 02:01pm
by Stravo
I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done. :x

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:11pm
by Sea Skimmer
Stravo wrote:I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done. :x
Replace 9 months with 49 years and I'm happy. Rapists should get life or at least several decades minimal. Shits have something like a 70% reoffense rate.

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:15pm
by Knife
He'll probably be in solitary until his trial. Wouldn't want to have any charges of mistreatmeant or guard indifference (while fellow prisoners rape the fucker). But worry not, he will get plenty of Bubba-love after his trial.

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:46pm
by Col. Crackpot
yeah, call me when his cell mate is charged with multiple counts of aggrivated sodomy....

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:47pm
by Hamel
Stick a feather up his ass and call it noodleroni

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:51pm
by Darth Wong
Give him a handjob with a sandpaper glove.

Posted: 2003-03-18 03:57pm
by Col. Crackpot
Darth Wong wrote:Give him a handjob with a sandpaper glove.
*cringe! you know Wong, you can't poke out the mind's eye..thanks. :P

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:01pm
by Kelly Antilles
Too bad we can't just have a good old fashioned stoning.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:03pm
by Frank Hipper
Hey Durran Korr, handing out lube would be more mercy than that piece of shit deserves. Dry fuck 'im, maybe every time he farts and shits his pants he'll cry. That would almost be justice.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:08pm
by Col. Crackpot
Kelly Antilles wrote:Too bad we can't just have a good old fashioned stoning.
yeah! now thats just something you don't see anymore.
"round up the townsfolk Jethro! we gonna have ourselfs a good old fashoned stonin'!"

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:11pm
by Kelly Antilles
You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:12pm
by phongn
Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:17pm
by phongn

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:23pm
by Howedar
Kelly Antilles wrote:You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?
I would hope that she could grasp the fact that he's probably just insane.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:29pm
by Macross
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Stravo wrote:I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done. :x
Replace 9 months with 49 years and I'm happy. Rapists should get life or at least several decades minimal. Shits have something like a 70% reoffense rate.
Their is only one punishment suitable for any rapist. Castration.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:32pm
by neoolong
Howedar wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?
I would hope that she could grasp the fact that he's probably just insane.
It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.

Posted: 2003-03-18 04:34pm
by Kelly Antilles
neoolong wrote: It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.
Bingo.

Posted: 2003-03-18 05:16pm
by Darth Servo
neoolong wrote:It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.
5. God isn't omnipotent after all.

Posted: 2003-03-18 05:26pm
by InnerBrat
So much for victim's anonymity rights...

Posted: 2003-03-18 05:27pm
by Sokar
phongn wrote:Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.
They will have to move him to a solitary or super-max facility, if he doesn't go straight there from his trial. Even thieves and killers have their own code of ethics and child rapists don't survive very long in the general population. My dad works for the Westville Super-Max in Westville IN, and about 60% of their inmates are child molesters and snitches who would only survive for about 5mins in the general population.

Posted: 2003-03-18 05:30pm
by Sokar
phongn wrote:Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.
They will have to move him to a solitary or super-max facility, if he doesn't go straight there from his trial. Even thieves and killers have their own code of ethics and child rapists don't survive very long in the general population. My dad works for the Westville Super-Max in Westville IN, and about 60% of their inmates are child molesters and snitches who would only survive for about 5mins in the general population.

Posted: 2003-03-18 05:40pm
by The Dark
How about a hydrochloric acid enema? I'm not sure the sandpaper glove handjob will be enough.

Posted: 2003-03-18 07:30pm
by RedImperator
innerbrat wrote:So much for victim's anonymity rights...
Constitutionally, the charges brought against the kidnappers have to be made public. They didn't come out and say she was raped, but the fact that Mitchell is being charged with rape is a matter of public record by law, and obviously, if he's being charged with it, the DA's office thinks it happened.