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Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

That's all anyone needs to see.

Is there a Megatron joining him

Where's Rhinox when we need him? He would've talked some sense into these children.

What a looney.

I would have picked Sound Wave.

Illiterate Bastards wrote:A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? If your job is to write, shouldn't you be proficient at it?

Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

I literally had to applaude this guy when I read that, that is so fucking cool.

EDIT! HOLY SHIT! When I minimized that article to my desktop, my comp lagged a little bit and where ever a file name on my desktop was what was on the website was sort of showing over that and it said Web Terror. kinda freaked me out.

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Montcalm wrote:

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.

I ws hoping for a parody too....

If I were writing a pardoy I would have used the constructicons or Dinobots.

In other news today the Dinobots were deployed to the middle east today. When asked to comment, the commanding officer Grimlock had this to say.

"Me smash Baghdad, Me Grimlock most badd ass in middle east! Republican guard not as tough as me Grimlock!"

Further plans by Cybertronian militaries in the Middle East include the deployment of the Constructicons by theDecipticon faction. Megatron has deployed the Constructicons because Devastator is "the most effective weapon in our arsenal, plus, the inherent capabilities of the separate constructicons will makethe rebuilding of Iraq into a Decepticon stronghold much easier."

however megatron's plan was not without critics. One critic, identified only as "Scarstream" claimed tat Megatron's plan would "Fail utterly" and that soon "I will become leader of the decipticons."

anarchistbunny wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.

Can`t you tell a joke when you see one and do not start insulting me bitch

This isn't character worship. It's slander of character. If you're going to change your name to Optimus Prime, at least have some sort of achievement to deserve it.

Montcalm wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:

Montcalm wrote:Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.

Can`t you tell a joke when you see one and do not start insulting me bitch

Oh, don't make me pull out the:

At least it's not as bad as being born Ned Flanders.

The Second Persian Gulf War.....when rabid Sci-Fi fans attack.

Montcalm wrote:Is there a Megatron joining him

no but i really hope there is some Prozac joining him.

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Unicron!

I wonder if this Optimus Prime can fold into a truck

Ok, it's official. I don't know whether to be embarrassed or root for the guy. Admittedly, changing your name to a toy or a cartoon character is pretty messed up. However, Prime was a pretty cool character. A great leader and definitely a father figure.

And don't diss the Dinobots. Grimlock may have had the speech patterns of a Neanderthal and the intelligence of a brick, but he was as tough as that same brick and never backed down.

Well, the Iraqi's don't stand a chance, not against Optimus.

I met that guy once. He's pretty reasonable. IIRC, he was a fire fighter, is married, and has three kids.

That's a fairly drastic step to take...

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

Prime lives?! I shall intercept him there at once and put an end to the Autobots' accursed leader once and for all!!

G1 wankers...