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This s for a short(very short) film I am doing for my german class.

Russell: Hallo Nick

Nick: Hallo. Dummer Mensch.

Russell: Sagen Sie daß ich dumm bin?

Nick: Ja, untermenschen

Russell: Deinem Mutter riecht wie Hund Scheiße

Nick: Deinem Vater sieht wie ein toter Fisch aus.

Russell: Sie haben meine Familie entehrt. Sie müssen sterben. (charges nick)

Nick jumps into the waiting get away car.

Nick: Gehen Sie schnell geht schnell

Car peels out of the parking lot

Russell runs to his nearby car

Russell: Ein gehend, jenen unverschämten Narren zu töten

Car chase resumes

Russell and Nick get out of the cars simutaneously, and get ready to kill each other. They square off, weapons in hand(Russell with a katana, Nick with a baseball bat), and prepare to murder each other…When Russell’s phone rings

Russell: Davis. Ja. Ja. Ja Mutter. Ich werde nach Hause unmittelbar kommen.

Russell: Ich Ein erbärmliches. Ich kann nicht krank Sie heute. Ich muß gohme und schaue meinem broher zu. Ich werde meine Rache, haben und werde die Ehre meiner Familie später wiederherstellen.

Russell walks up his driveway and into his house

And for those German speakers, please notify me of any gramatical mistakes. I am being graded on this.

It's slightly more coherant than the scripts I used to write for my German class, so it's fine with me.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ihre Mutter riecht wie Hund Scheiße

If that says what I think it says, NAUGHTY Alyrium!

This goes into the category labeled WTF?

Nothing wrong with it as such, but I don't see the point in the events. Didn't spot any grammatical mistakes and I even understood almost all of it despite having my German skills rusted by years of neglect. Not that that's a guarantee of anything. Ask Dahak and Salm to check it for the grammar, they're native Germans.

Edi

The wonders of babelfish (after much cleaning up) provided me with this:

Babelfish wrote:Russell:Hello Nick.

Nick: Hello. Stupid humans.

Russell: Say that I are stupid?

Nick: Yes, under people.

Russell: Their nut/mother smells like dog shit.

Nick: Their father looks like a dead fish.

Russell: They entehrt my family. They must die. (charges Nick)

Nick jumps into the waiting get away car.

Nick: Go fast go fast!

Car peels out of the parking lot

Russell runs to his nearby car

Russell: Going killing that impudent fool!

Car chase resumes

Russell and Nick get out of the cars simutaneously, and get ready to kill each other. They square off, weapons in hand(Russell with a katana, Nick with a baseball bat), and prepare to murder each other…When Russell’s phone rings

Russell: Davis. Yes. Yes. Nut/mother. I will come home directly.

Russell: I a erbaermliches. I cannot do ill you today. I must gohme and watch my more broher. I will have my revenge, and will re-establish the honour of my family later.

Russell walks up his driveway and into his house

Russell is obviously very touchy about references to his Nut.

I don't speak German, but *glances at Pcm979 & Babelfish's translation and bursts out laughing*

I know that's not very helpful, but it reminds me a bit of "What you say?"

Zaia wrote:I don't speak German, but *glances at Pcm979 & Babelfish's translation and bursts out laughing*

I know that's not very helpful, but it reminds me a bit of "What you say?"

Russell: How are you gentlemen !!