The Government's Guide to Surviving a Terrorist Attack
Posted: 2003-03-21 12:56am
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Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.