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What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise
programme?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head
and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2 ...

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

Nathan F wrote:What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

This is the only new one I haven't seen. Still, good stuff.

Nathan F wrote:How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2 ...

I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard at that one.

Never heard any of those myself, that's all fucking funny.

I heard them all during the Gulf War. Still really funny.

Hear all the KMarts in Iraq are closing down?

They're re-opening as Targets

I haven't heard them, but they are quite funny. And pretty true too. Just as good a France Jokes.

Hussein in the membrane!


X-Ray View of Bush!

How are Iraqi pilots different from American pilots?

American pilots break ground and fly into the wind;
Iraqi pilots break wind and fly into the ground.