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Drug Suspect Pulls Gun From Butt, Shoots Squad Car: Cops
The Huffington Post | By David Moye
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Posted: 06/18/2014 5:16 pm EDT Updated: 06/18/2014 5:59 pm EDT

An alleged meth user who'd been repeatedly searched by Denver police fired two shots at cops while handcuffed with a gun that was reportedly nestled between his butt cheeks.

The embarrassing and dangerous moment for Denver's police was highlighted Monday when the district attorney announced no charges would be filed against a corporal for shooting the armed suspect.

On May 14, Isaac Vigil, 32, was picked up at a McDonald’s on suspicion of using methamphetamine. He was also wanted on a nationwide felony warrant for weapons violations.

Upon arriving at a police station for booking, he refused to get out of a patrol car and allegedly got off two shots before his gun jammed.

He was wounded in the abdomen when Corporal John Sisneros returned fire.

Officers had previously searched Vigil's body at least three times, according to Westword.

During those searches, officers claimed that they recovered a knife from the waistband of Vigil's pants, a bank card in his name and a crack pipe.

However, they missed a semi-automatic .25 caliber pistol and three bags of meth hidden in his anus, according to the report from District Attorney Mitch Morrissey to Police Chief Robert White.

While being driven to the station, Vigil screamed “I’ve got something for you," and “You better have a vest on” from the backseat. He even allegedly said “I’m gonna shoot you," according to KDVR TV.

Vigil has been charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder, two counts of first-degree assault, possession of a controlled substance, possession of a weapon by a previous offender, and possession of a defaced firearm, CBS Denver reports.

Morrissey said in the letter to White that no charges will be filed against Sisneros because the shooting was justified, the Denver Channel reports.

Eternal_Freedom wrote:Amusing as this is, what exactly does "possessing a defaced firearm" mean?

For suspect, gun is a pain in the ...
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WITN-TV

Authorities believe Michael Ward concealed this 10-inch-long .38-caliber handgun from them by hiding it where the sun don't shine.

By msnbc.com staff and NBC News
A man who was pulled over for a traffic violation in North Carolina was found this week with a gun in his jail cell — a big gun that authorities believe he hid in his rectum.

The man, identified as Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Canton, Ga., was in the Onslow County, N.C., jail after his arrest Monday morning. He is awaiting extradition to Georgia, where he is wanted on a fugitive warrant in a murder investigation.

But that's not why you're reading this. You want to know about the gun.(my favorite line)

Deputies told NBC station WITN of Washington, N.C., that Ward was searched and then strip-searched before he was put into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure.
Only later did they find the gun — a .38-caliber revolver, with a 4½-inch barrel. While it wasn't loaded, it worked just fine when officers loaded a bullet and test-fired it.


WITN-TV

Authorities said Michael Ward is wanted on suspicion of murder in Georgia.

According to a Highway Patrol incident report, state troopers stopped Ward on Monday morning after he passed them going more than 90 mph, authorities said. Ward and a woman claiming to be his wife rolled up their windows and locked their doors when troopers approached.

After troopers forced the door open, Ward resisted and had to be subdued with a Taser, they said. Authorities say Ward told them he was unable to get out of the car because he was disabled and couldn't walk.

Ward was first taken to a hospital because he was complaining of heart problems. Officers didn't find the gun. Nor did they find it when he was put in his jail cell.

Eventually, jailers discovered the gun in his cell.

Both Ward and the woman claiming to be his wife gave false names, authorities said. Once he was identified, they learned that he is wanted on suspicion of first-degree murder and armed robbery in Canton, Ga., north of Atlanta.

NBC station WNCN of Raleigh reported that Ward was being taken back to the hospital Friday for examination of "possible injuries that may have occurred" to his rectum.

In the meantime, he's charged in North Carolina with a half-dozen counts, including speeding, DWI, reckless driving and resisting arrest, the Highway Patrol said.

Broomstick wrote:It's a bit amazing what the human rectum will accomodate. Actual x-ray, though not of the person and gun in the OP. This was someone else's x-ray so, really, the ass-gun is not unprecedented.

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Broomstick wrote:Let's just say that almost anything becomes easier with practice.

Broomstick wrote:Oh, my, I'm sure YOU have some amazing stories...!

Broomstick wrote:Let's just say that almost anything becomes easier with practice.

bilateralrope wrote:At the same time, emergency rooms have had to remove smaller objects from someones rectum.

Chimaera wrote:

Broomstick wrote:Oh, my, I'm sure YOU have some amazing stories...!

We, the members of SDN do collectively demand a thread dedicated to the exploits of Darth Nostril

the best way to cut through a stubborn branch is to jump up and down on it while cutting with said chainsaw, thinking you will be able to hold onto another branch to stop yourself from falling on your chainsaw

Darth Nostril wrote:

Chimaera wrote:

Broomstick wrote:Oh, my, I'm sure YOU have some amazing stories...!

We, the members of SDN do collectively demand a thread dedicated to the exploits of Darth Nostril

I'll have to think about that, protecting the identities of the (not so) innocent and all that.

Korto wrote:You'll be amazed at some of the things people trip and accidentally fall onto.
"If you're going to accidentally fall onto your cell phone and it somehow makes it's way into your rectum, please have the foresight to tell your friends beforehand to not keep calling you every five minutes."

Broomstick wrote:Yeah, guys, if you want to HIDE a cellphone up your ass you might want to turn the ringer down, put it on vibrate, or just have calls go straight to voice mail.