German university door
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German university door
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
Slow day at the office, Thanas?
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Re: German university door
On the gripping hand, some of these signs are really, really funny.
“Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel — merely terribly, terribly good at his job.”
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Re: German university door
Defect! The Technician is an Informant!
We pissing our pants yet?
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Re: German university door
Wow. Shit is getting real.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Re: German university door
My favorite.
(Putin has been informed, the door will be annexed).
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
Thanas you cocksucker. I was inhaling a legal substance in the state of Washington when I saw that and laughed and subsequently almost died. When Merkel takes over the world I get to survive because of my German blood now. CONSEQUENSES.
We pissing our pants yet?
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
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Re: German university door
ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
Sig images are for people who aren't fucking lazy.
Re: German university door
The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
Well, shit. You shouldn't have offered payment in "cat mints."
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Re: German university door
Last time one of you assholes said something like that my country stood watch over half of yours with the implied promise we'd fucking obliterate you. You want that to be a thing again?Thanas wrote:The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
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Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
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Re: German university door
The Murican military is as mighty as a flaccid pickle.Mr. Coffee wrote:Last time one of you assholes said something like that my country stood watch over half of yours with the implied promise we'd fucking obliterate you. You want that to be a thing again?Thanas wrote:The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
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Re: German university door
Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.Enigma wrote:The Murican military is as mighty as a flaccid pickle.
Just ask... Iraq.... Afghanistan.. Japan... Germany...
England.
Should I continue?
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
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Re: German university door
Iraq and Afghanistan make the US look like a bit of a one minute wonder.
Best not use them as examples.
Best not use them as examples.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Re: German university door
Oh, no. The US just comes in, blows its load all over, and then skips town.
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Re: German university door
Well, ask yourself how you'd do in a foreign country, you will full first world pockets, her with not, but she's damn good looking despite the malnourishment cause by your nations contain bombardment.Napoleon the Clown wrote:Oh, no. The US just comes in, blows its load all over, and then skips town.
For once in your life, you'd be fuckable. Just saying.
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
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Re: German university door
You get stuck in some third-class dirthole and vainly try to extricate yourself for the next ten years while pissing away your money?Mr. Coffee wrote:Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
I hope when (if?) that for ever gets fixed that someone puts up a multipass meme.
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Re: German university door
Hey now, what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana, man. Oh, shit, you meant Iraq, not my last trip to Mexico.Thanas wrote:You get stuck in some third-class dirthole and vainly try to extricate yourself for the next ten years while pissing away your money?Mr. Coffee wrote:Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.
Goddammit, now I'm forced to say in public that I agree with Mr. Coffee. - Mike Wong
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
GALE ForceCarwash: Oh, I'll wax that shit, bitch...
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
GALE ForceCarwash: Oh, I'll wax that shit, bitch...
Re: German university door
Well played.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
Apparently there is a new update. The university tried to remove the memes, it didn't work.
https://imgur.com/a/cJ3el/noscript
https://imgur.com/a/cJ3el/noscript
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Re: German university door
Why do I get the feeling this will end in a meme-flavoured grey goo scenario? Only our vigilance will stop this monstrosity from spreading.
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?
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Re: German university door
Yeah, suddenly after the huge PR bowup they just happen to take the memes down but cannot fix a simple door (still not fixed)?Adamskywalker007 wrote:Apparently there is a new update. The university tried to remove the memes, it didn't work.
https://imgur.com/a/cJ3el/noscript
LOL.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
It seems clear that they took the memes down because they wanted more publicity out of this mess.
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Re: German university door
I believe that the maintenance mans wife has murdered him, bleached the skin, and is wearing his body around campus and therefore does not have the skills to fix the door.
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We pissing our pants yet?
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You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw
-Negan
You got your shittin' pants on? Because you’re about to Shit. Your. Pants!
-Negan
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw