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Posted: **2003-03-30 08:01pm**

If you were in a bar/in the park/on the beach/whatever and saw all of the figures of mythology there, which one would you make romantic overtures toward? Which God or Goddess, Monster or Monsterette stokes your fire, huh? Huh?

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:03pm**

Venus.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:04pm**

Assuming I'm single and would have even a half-decent shot, I'd go for Freya or Aphrodite. I'm sure someone will bring up Medusa.

XPViking

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:05pm**

Gotta go with the 1 the only Fera Norse myth

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:05pm**

Any of the patheon love goddes...but as for normal mortal probably Helen

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:07pm**

Are their spoouses also present? I don't know if Vulcan is the jealous type but I certainly don't want to risk pissing him off.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:08pm**

Freya....mmm.....

Though most of the greek godesses come close.....

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:08pm**

Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:09pm**

Eris/Discordia

Write kallisti on my dick and go up to her.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:10pm**

Actually, XaLEv, if you're going for Eris, you should brag about knowing "Bob". Tell 'er Janus Hypercleats sent ya.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:11pm**

Preferably a single one, or one that won't do something bad to me after I bang her, or make a pass after her.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:11pm**

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.

Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:12pm**

Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

But think of the orgy

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:12pm**

Eve or Lillith.

Seriously, Helen, probably, isn't she the supposed to be the most beautiful woman in mythology?

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:13pm**

Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:14pm**

Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:15pm**

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?
Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

Something always about that image is sexy...I dunno why but it is.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:16pm**

Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

Yeah. She was hot and horny enough. I'd go for her.

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:17pm**

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:19pm**

Stormbringer wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there
Yeah. She was hot and horny enough. I'd go for her.

Yes... Freyja (homer simpson sound) ... I'd bang her like a rusty gong...

Posted: **2003-03-30 08:57pm**

Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

I don't know about me... I think Dwarves may outclass me.

Posted: **2003-03-30 09:07pm**

XaLEv wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!
And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

EWW! HUT PORN!

Posted: **2003-03-30 09:07pm**

Athena, man. I like it Rough.

Posted: **2003-03-30 09:14pm**

Straha wrote:
XaLEv wrote:And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg
EWW! HUT PORN!

Hutt snuff porn! EEEEK!

Posted: **2003-03-30 09:27pm**

XPViking wrote: I'm sure someone will bring up Medusa.

Before Pallus Athena turned her into the form everybody knows of today, she was very beautiful woman.

For Aphrodite, you're going to get laid if you're somebody she tooken a fancy to.

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