Wrestlemania

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-31 05:50pm

Anyone catch the show last night and wish to add their two cents on the matches? I thought the Angle vs Lesnar match was incredible! I clearly thought for sure that Lesnar had broken his neck on that missed shooting star press that he attempted.

Note: If you wish to reply that wrestling is fake or that you would never waste a moment of your precious life watching a fight then I bid you good day!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-31 06:02pm

For some response

Here ya go

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-31 06:29pm

Lesnar hurt himself good fucking that shooting star splash up. He looked like he was on another planet when they handed him the title....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 07:31pm

What happened between Hulk & Mc Mann?

How are Stone Cold, The Undertaker, & The Rock doing?

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-31 08:08pm

Hogan beat McMahon and left him a bloody mess in the center of the ring. McMahon definitely got his shots in, via a steel chair, a lead pipe, and an assist from Rowdy Roddy Piper (OLD SCHOOL!). Very cool shot of McMahon looking evil with his face covered in blood. Shane McMahon came down after the match, didn't say anything to Hogan, just sat there and consoled his dad. Again, McMahon comes up with another nice shot for the crowd, angrily flicking off Hogan as he leaves the ring.

Stone Cold got his ass whipped by the Rock. Rock had to lay down three Rock Bottoms to get the job done, but Rock finally pulls out the W against Austin at Wrestlemania.

Taker was introduced to the ring by an unfortunate performance by Limp Bizkit. He was supposed to be tagging with new phenom Nathan Jones against Big Show and Albert. Jones got taken out at Sunday Night Heat, and was unavailable for action, so it was a two on one affair with Taker against Albert and Big Show. Taker made a strong start, but cooled off and almost lost it, but Jones makes an appearance and saves Taker's hide. Undertaker preserves his undefeated mark at Wrestlemania.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-31 08:49pm

Will Goldberg show up on RAW?

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-31 08:51pm

I would be very surprised if Goldberg showed up anytime between now and the RAW before Backlash. The WWE likes to milk these things for all they're worth, so they'll tease people with the Goldberg video promos for a few weeks before they bring him out.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-31 08:57pm

Goldberg, WHO'S NEXT!!!! sorry, goldberg mark..

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-31 08:57pm

It IS fake, you do realize this?

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-31 09:02pm

Yeah, it is set up, but that doesn't make it any less athletic. Some of the stuff these guys pull off in the ring is pretty remarkable. And half the fun is trying to figure out what kind of story lines the WWE is trying to run with.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 09:11pm

Fuck any any other TV show or action adventure the Stunt Men are the ignored hard working slaves who don't get any credit.

In wrestling they are the bad asses.

Now this makes me wonder, given Mr. Ts appearance, What would happen if Jackie "Hong Kong Ballet" Chan were to show up at Wrestlemania?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-31 09:18pm

irishmick79 wrote:Yeah, it is set up, but that doesn't make it any less athletic. Some of the stuff these guys pull off in the ring is pretty remarkable. And half the fun is trying to figure out what kind of story lines the WWE is trying to run with.

I say they should stop pulling their punches and actually fucking hurt each other as they're depicted as doing so. THEN I might actually give a shit.

Actually, fuck that. Just make Rollerball an actual sport. That's the only REAL sport in my opinion...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-31 09:20pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, fuck that. Just make Rollerball an actual sport. That's the only REAL sport in my opinion...

Then you have obviously never experienced the wonders of hockey, the only real AND existant sport around.

Anyways, I can't even begin to tell you how shitty Rollerball was. A truly awful flick if there ever was one.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-31 09:22pm

The real film, or that fake recent one?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-31 09:25pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The real film, or that fake recent one?

It was a remake? I was referring to the new one. Never saw the old one. I'm guessing it was better?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-31 09:27pm

About 10,000x better. They knew the new one sucked, that's why it was edited to be incoherrent, for one thing.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-31 09:42pm

HemlockGrey wrote:It IS fake, you do realize this?

Read my original post.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-03-31 09:44pm

theski wrote:Goldberg, WHO'S NEXT!!!! sorry, goldberg mark..

Perhaps they'll bring Goldberg out to job HHH, the Rock, or Austin.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 12:55am

Damn you all, I already started this thread! And it was mine FIRST!

Well..at least one person caught onto that...

Lord MJ · Post by **Lord MJ** » 2003-04-01 02:53am

Angle does have a broken neck right now. So broken in fact that he risked paralysis or death to put on the match yesterday.

I can't remember when he broke it, but I think it was a botched move during a match on Smackdown.

It is unknown whether we will ever see Angle again in the ring. Apparently he will have to undergo career ending neck surgery, eliminating his ability to wrestle.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-01 07:33am

Lord_Xerxes wrote:Damn you all, I already started this thread! And it was mine FIRST!

Well..at least one person caught onto that...

Sorry Dude! I'll let you stunner me for copying your thread. Go ahead.
**NoK wait's for Lord_Xerxes stone cold stunner**

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-04-01 07:38am

Next of kin is frantically looking around in the middle of the ring, waiting for Xerxes to show up, but Xerxes hasn't hit the ring yet....his music is playing but no Xerxes. This crowd is going nuts, and WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT'S XERXES IN THE CROWD! Next of Kin doesn't see him, he's still looking at the entrance way while Xerxes sneaks into the ring behind him....spins him around, and STUNNER! STUNNER! Xerxes lands the stunner on Next of Kin, and Kin looks like he's out cold!

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 01:45pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:Damn you all, I already started this thread! And it was mine FIRST!

Well..at least one person caught onto that...
Sorry Dude! I'll let you stunner me for copying your thread. Go ahead.
**NoK wait's for Lord_Xerxes stone cold stunner**

Fuck the stunner. Doesn't hurt enough for such a vile act. *kicks Nok in the guy, tucks him underneath.........Last Rides.*

Owned.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 01:52pm

*Pounder sneaks in behind Xerxes as he stands over the body of NoK and gives him a Double Arm Drop Face DDT*

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 01:54pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*Pounder sneaks in behind Xerxes as he stands over the body of NoK and gives him a Double Arm Drop Face DDT*

*sits up...* *is wearing HHH's belt of No-Sell* Hahaha.