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I am a 68 year old grandmother, devout Catholic (but NOT a fundie), former schoolteacher and Australian Navy chef, and - up until last year -, full-time co-manager (with my husband) of a bookstore on the outskirts of Fremantle, Western Australia, that deals in rare and esoteric publications (out-of-print titles, rare editions, antique publications, New Age themes etc). My 39-year-old daughter took over the store ever since my husband and I moved to South Korea. God only knows how business is going now.

So, what's your secret?

um... yeah, I believe you...

I don't like DBZ...

Oh wait. That's not a secret.

I'm a 32 year old transexual lesbian who lives in Pyongyang.

I was born a poor black child in the slums of Detroit.

Last year I went on a Time Travel Safari with all of the Resident Gun nuts. We killed Bambi, caused the extinction of all of the dinosaurs, and fired the bullet that mortally wounded Nelson at Trafligar.

I've never worn pants in my life, I just have lots of body paint.

I've made all of my posts today without using my hands...

I actually played a redshirt on TNG, and I'm still alive! Life is good...

*slips on bannana peel, falls, and breaks his neck*

Not to mention that little incident in the porno movie...*ahem*.

Pfft I really a brain in jar imagining everything right now, spending the rest of my lonely existence hopping through space-time hoping for that one moment where I'll find a Yeti body to take over Phobos to beginning my first step towards conquest of Coke.

Now you may begin the drums and trumpets proudly annoucing my awe inspiring brainitude.

I can play a duet, by using my toes!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I actually played a redshirt on TNG, and I'm still alive! Life is good...

*slips on bannana peel, falls, and breaks his neck*

TNG redshirts had pretty good life expectancy.

I was a TIE fighter pilot who survived 10 engagements with X-wings...

Oh, and I shot them all down.

Mecha's are 100% feasable.

I'm an alien secretly monitoring the Earth for intelligent life.


So far the verdicts been close but not quite.

storm youve been looking in the mirror

::poke::

Stormbringer wrote:I'm an alien secretly monitoring the Earth for intelligent life.


So far the verdicts been close but not quite.

So why is Darkstar still here...is he your example for your Super-zoo along with Elvis?

Ghost Rider wrote:So why is Darkstar still here...is he your example for your Super-zoo along with Elvis?

He's your idiot. We don't want him.

Spanky The Dolphin, Darth Utsanomiko, and DPDarkPrimus are really all the same person.

I'm not human. I really am a psychotic-assassin droid-mecha-black mage-thing.

Don't ask how I did it.

I posted before you even made that multi-smiley post saying "yeah right", but it didn't show up for some reason... Odd...

In five minutes I will cease to exist.

XaLEv wrote:In five minutes I will cease to exist.

Really? Wow! Brainfuck time...