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I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female. That's right, in real life I'm just a lonely guy who goes out biking to kill time and scratches his nuts. What a sad life, I've been pretending to be a girl in hopes that things would be better, but I can't take it anymore, I can't live a lie like this. All the pictures I've posted were stolen off others, this is what I really look like. I'm the guy on the left scratching my nuts.

LOL

May I have your resignation papers from SoS:NBA then, please, George?

My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now.

jmac wrote:My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now.

Hey there, Matt, it's good to meet you as your true self. Y'know...you're kinda cute.....

jmac wrote:My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now.

Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?

Even since I was born, but it's so hard being a lonely guy.
As for my female alter-ego, I don't know, she's a girl I know from school and I don't even know her that well. I have a secret crush on her in case you can't tell and it just makes things so awkward. What do I do???

Great. Now I'm confused.

jmac wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?

Even since I was born, but it's so hard being a lonely guy.
As for my female alter-ego, I don't know, she's a girl I know from school and I don't even know her that well. I have a secret crush on her in case you can't tell and it just makes things so awkward. What do I do???

Ask RayCav... actually... no, best not.

Zaia wrote:Hey there, Matt, it's good to meet you as your true self. Y'know...you're kinda cute.....

Aww...I don't know what to say.. I'm speechless....

I think you're cute, too!

I knew it! I'm not alone! There are others with the same problems I have, living a lie in hopes that thing will be better.

Looks at the date. *wanders off* Sure you're a guy

Shinova wrote:Great. Now I'm confused.

What is there to be confused about? I'm a girl and jmac's a guy, simple as that.

aerius wrote:What is there to be confused about? I'm a girl and jmac's a guy, simple as that.

You sure do sound like a girl you know...

jmac wrote:I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female.

Are you still wearing panties?

jmac wrote:I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female.

Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac.

Wicked Pilot wrote:Are you still wearing panties?

I don't wear panties

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac.

But that's not me, as I've said already those earlier pictures of "myself" that I posted are actually of this girl I know. I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.

jmac wrote:

Wicked Pilot wrote:Are you still wearing panties?

I don't wear panties

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac.

But that's not me, as I've said already those earlier pictures of "myself" that I posted are actually of this girl I know. I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.

Crabs? You must not have been too-lonely and one point...

Lord_Xerxes wrote:

jmac wrote:I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.

Crabs? You must not have been too-lonely and one point...

I don't know what it is. It all started a few years ago when I wore the same shorts for 4 weeks without washing them, I changed my underwear but not my shorts. Ever since then I've suffered from chronic itching balls, my asshole co-workers even came up with a name for it, they called it "CNSS", Chronic Nut Scratching Syndrome. Those bastards.

I'd ask for proof, but I'm afraid what I'd get...

Ted wrote:You sure do sound like a girl you know...

That's because I am one

Infidels!

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-fgalkin

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Join the cult of fgalkin or die
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There cannot be a cult if the leader is dead. Dodge this. *bang*

Beowulf wrote:

fgalkin wrote:Infidels!

Join the cult of fgalkin or die
-fgalkin

There cannot be a cult if the leader is dead. Dodge this. *bang*

Bah!

I am immortal!

Join the cult of fgalkin or die
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote: I am immortal!

Prove it.