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Ok, it time we come forward, a group of Star Destroyer Net regulars, are about to travel back in time to go dinosaur hunting.

Little realizing that we will be responsible for:

1. The Extinction of all of the dinosaurs, (Who was playing with the Turbolaser controls when we orbitted 64,000,000 years ago anyways?
2. Killing Bambi's mother (Ok, we planned that one, we just wanted some venison for the trip)
3. being responsible for every political assassination (Were not sure if it was Mark or Marina that did that one....
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Can we coerce Jack Chick's mother into having an abortion first?

Ah, the irony...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, it time we come forward, a group of Star Destroyer Net regulars, are about to travel back in time to go dinosaur hunting.

Little realizing that we will be responsible for:

1. The Extinction of all of the dinosaurs, (Who was playing with the Turbolaser controls when we orbitted 64,000,000 years ago anyways?
2. Killing Bambi's mother (Ok, we planned that one, we just wanted some venison for the trip)
3. being responsible for every political assassination (Were not sure if it was Mark or Marina that did that one....
Be sure not to kill your grandfather!
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Beowulf wrote: Be sure not to kill your grandfather!
You don't have to worry about that if you're your own grandfather, right?
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I always like Futurama.

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Erm, what's Marina doing with the Sparti cylenders....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Erm, what's Marina doing with the Sparti cylenders....
And why does Sheppard have every book on WWII with him in his
Enterprise-esque spatial displacement backpack (with a full library inside),
and heavily annotated maps of the Wolfsschanze, Pentagon, and Downing
Street?
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I'm trying to figure out how to recharge the batteries on my laptop. And what do you mean, IBM doesn't provide customer service in 3,000,000 BCE?
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Crayz9000 wrote:I'm trying to figure out how to recharge the batteries on my laptop. And what do you mean, IBM doesn't provide customer service in 3,000,000 BCE?
Maybe you could learn to power it with rats in a wheel.
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Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Great, now I can finally take a break.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Oh no, we've wiped out humanity, by making our anecestors die
drunk on the ice...
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Hey, did Rob Wilson just shoot that Ice Man dude? He wasn't trying to kill us, you know...
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For all the guys travelling back, plz try to prevent Hauslabjoch Find from freezing, that was the worst 2 weeks of Ancient I've had.
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MKSheppard wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Oh no, we've wiped out humanity, by making our anecestors die
drunk on the ice...
Big loss...LOL
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See the mess you get into when you refuse to take a palaeontologist with you?

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"Time controller ready"

"Guns?"
"Check"
"Tanks?"
"Check"
"Bombs?"
"Check"
"palaeontologist..."

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Is this your way of saying you want in on the Safari...

hmm, the next trip is to the Valley of Leng, I need to make sure we have everything we need....
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Let's go dinosaur hunting! And let's bring kent Hoving with us!

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::sigh::

Next time, don't stab Julius Caeser in the back, mm'kay?
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Alright, who was the Jackass that gave the Army of Northern VA AK-47's.... :evil:
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Lonestar wrote:Alright, who was the Jackass that gave the Army of Northern VA AK-47's.... :evil:
Same guy who supplied the Army of the Potomac entire corps worth of 75mm field guns.
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phongn wrote:
Same guy who supplied the Army of the Potomac entire corps worth of 75mm field guns.
whoosh!!!

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Well, at least that guy didn't train them how to use the 75mm field guns...

*sound of shells whizzing overhead*

Um, maybe I spoke too soon. They're firing them alright, but they DIDN'T AIM THEM RIGHT!

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Now where's my M1A2 tank?
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