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Dont try this at home
Posted: 2003-04-02 12:04am
by The Yosemite Bear
Ok, it time we come forward, a group of Star Destroyer Net regulars, are about to travel back in time to go dinosaur hunting.
Little realizing that we will be responsible for:
1. The Extinction of all of the dinosaurs, (Who was playing with the Turbolaser controls when we orbitted 64,000,000 years ago anyways?
2. Killing Bambi's mother (Ok, we planned that one, we just wanted some venison for the trip)
3. being responsible for every political assassination (Were not sure if it was Mark or Marina that did that one....
Posted: 2003-04-02 12:14am
by Queeb Salaron
Can we coerce Jack Chick's mother into having an abortion first?
Ah, the irony...
Re: Dont try this at home
Posted: 2003-04-02 12:17am
by Beowulf
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, it time we come forward, a group of Star Destroyer Net regulars, are about to travel back in time to go dinosaur hunting.
Little realizing that we will be responsible for:
1. The Extinction of all of the dinosaurs, (Who was playing with the Turbolaser controls when we orbitted 64,000,000 years ago anyways?
2. Killing Bambi's mother (Ok, we planned that one, we just wanted some venison for the trip)
3. being responsible for every political assassination (Were not sure if it was Mark or Marina that did that one....
Be sure not to kill your grandfather!
Re: Dont try this at home
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:13am
by Raxmei
Beowulf wrote: Be sure not to kill your grandfather!
You don't have to worry about that if you're your own grandfather, right?
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:21am
by Cal Wright
I always like Futurama.
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:22am
by The Yosemite Bear
Erm, what's Marina doing with the Sparti cylenders....
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:29am
by MKSheppard
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Erm, what's Marina doing with the Sparti cylenders....
And why does Sheppard have every book on WWII with him in his
Enterprise-esque spatial displacement backpack (with a full library inside),
and heavily annotated maps of the Wolfsschanze, Pentagon, and Downing
Street?
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:36am
by Crayz9000
I'm trying to figure out how to recharge the batteries on my laptop. And what do you mean, IBM doesn't provide customer service in 3,000,000 BCE?
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:38am
by Gandalf
Crayz9000 wrote:I'm trying to figure out how to recharge the batteries on my laptop. And what do you mean, IBM doesn't provide customer service in 3,000,000 BCE?
Maybe you could learn to power it with rats in a wheel.
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:42am
by The Yosemite Bear
Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:45am
by Raxmei
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Great, now I can finally take a break.
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:45am
by MKSheppard
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Oh no, we've wiped out humanity, by making our anecestors die
drunk on the ice...
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:47am
by Crayz9000
Hey, did Rob Wilson just shoot that Ice Man dude? He wasn't trying to kill us, you know...
Posted: 2003-04-02 02:51am
by Gandalf
For all the guys travelling back, plz try to prevent Hauslabjoch Find from freezing, that was the worst 2 weeks of Ancient I've had.
Posted: 2003-04-02 08:09am
by Lord_Xerxes
MKSheppard wrote:The Yosemite Bear wrote:Don't worry, I have a generator assembled next to the still in the base camp back in the Ice Age.
Oh no, we've wiped out humanity, by making our anecestors die
drunk on the ice...
Big loss...LOL
Posted: 2003-04-03 05:04am
by InnerBrat
See the mess you get into when you refuse to take a palaeontologist with you?
[glares]
Posted: 2003-04-03 06:02am
by NecronLord
"Time controller ready"
"Guns?"
"Check"
"Tanks?"
"Check"
"Bombs?"
"Check"
"palaeontologist..."
*silence*
Posted: 2003-04-03 10:09am
by The Yosemite Bear
Is this your way of saying you want in on the Safari...
hmm, the next trip is to the Valley of Leng, I need to make sure we have everything we need....
Posted: 2003-04-03 01:40pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Let's go dinosaur hunting! And let's bring kent Hoving with us!
Also, I found an old version of the modern-day BBS, where people gather around a circle and lierally fling feces at each other.
Posted: 2003-04-03 02:04pm
by phongn
::sigh::
Next time, don't stab Julius Caeser in the back, mm'kay?
Posted: 2003-04-03 02:05pm
by Lonestar
Alright, who was the Jackass that gave the Army of Northern VA AK-47's....
Posted: 2003-04-03 02:19pm
by phongn
Lonestar wrote:Alright, who was the Jackass that gave the Army of Northern VA AK-47's....
Same guy who supplied the Army of the Potomac entire corps worth of 75mm field guns.
Posted: 2003-04-03 02:25pm
by Lonestar
phongn wrote:
Same guy who supplied the Army of the Potomac entire corps worth of 75mm field guns.
whoosh!!!
Posted: 2003-04-03 06:07pm
by Crayz9000
Well, at least that guy didn't train them how to use the 75mm field guns...
*sound of shells whizzing overhead*
Um, maybe I spoke too soon. They're firing them alright, but they DIDN'T AIM THEM RIGHT!
*runs for cover*
Posted: 2003-04-03 06:31pm
by Beowulf
Now where's my M1A2 tank?