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Bashing of catolics, just as wierd as usual.

Godamn I am having a great time reading this crap

Well, yet again I feel offended but not surprised...

Goddamnit, how many times do I have to have a rant about Constantine and Christianity.

*takes a deep breath and prepares to rant*

*gets shot in the FUCKING NECK by Rob Wilson*

So, during the time of the Roman Empire the world was in darkness?

Interesting...

Oh, I love the way they're so creatively rewriting history. Earth to Protestant Moron...

Chick's a dick.

PeZook wrote:So, during the time of the Roman Empire the world was in darkness?

Interesting...

Chick, it appears, thinks the Bogomils were the only Christians on Earth during the entirety of the history of Byzantium up until the reformation. This, of course, assumes that they actually existed that long, which is a big assumption. *snickers*

(Basis for wacky Chick theory - http://www.concentric.net/~wtullos/bogomils.htm )

Poetic justice would be for Chick to be transported through time back to the days of the middle ages or early renaissance, so that he could be burned as a heretic by the Catholic church he so despises. Can you imagine Chick in the clutches of Torquemada or Bernardo Gui?

Oh Joy!

Incidentally I would question the Inquisition being the most brutal and devilish act in all history.

Jack Chick's impression of a Catholic priest wrote:A priest that I knew said he actually saw those files in the Vatican. It's all true!

Ah, that's hilarious. Apparantly, Chick feels that arguments made in this fashion are credible. Little does he know that this guy that I knew said he actually saw that Chick's a dumbass. Sucks to be Chick, eh?

Doesn't Chick know that lies make the Baby Jesus cry?

So much nonsense about ridiculous fairy-tales. Good to know such moronic bullshit can inspire such excrement.

What a looser... I can see now why that girl I knows Catholic parents were a bit reluctent to trust me, a sort of prodestant. This guy needs to be shot.

Chick has worse internal continuity than B&B. First he claimed that the Popes were set up as force that was going to use the Arabs to destroy Christianity, now he claims they were set up by the Romans to control people.

Right.

NecronLord wrote:Oh Joy!

Incidentally I would question the Inquisition being the most brutal and devilish act in all history.

It wasn't the worst, not as bad as Stalinist Russia, but then they were more inefficient. But when you lose the Armada, then you lose the PR war too. Britain beat the spaniards and they've never come back into power.

Crayz9000 wrote:Oh, I love the way they're so creatively rewriting history. Earth to Protestant Moron...

Does it surprise you in the least?

hehehe. . .that was funny.

Yeah. What the fuck. Obviously, this guy doesn't know the first thing about Catholicism, or else he'd realize exactly what praying to saints does. Retard.

Looks like Chick needs to dunk his head in a barrel of cold water again. Wonder what he thinks of Cromwell?

Why do all the fundies look the same?! Every single episode, its always some guy with a mustache!

Jadeite wrote:Why do all the fundies look the same?! Every single episode, its always some guy with a mustache!

It's Bob, the guy running around converting people and burning RPG books.
You know, the good and nice guy everybody loves.

Personally my favourite Chick tract is the one when he describes his vision of the future world, with New Age healers in charge. I mean...fascists, some twisted dictator, but...a cast of fucking NEW AGE healers???

And the healers look like Power Rangers, too.

Got a great photoshop oppertunity with that tract... muwahahah..

Does Chick have bulemia? Because he always eats these plots up and regurgutates them over and over again when he wants to make a new tract.

Funny how there are files at the Vatican that chronicle their crimes, and Chick just so happens to know it.