Joke from Iraq
Posted: 2003-04-02 08:59pm
This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:
Saddam and his chauffer are driving down a high-way and outside a farmhouse the Chauffer runs over a pig. So Saddam says, "Young man, You march right in there and tell that poor farmer who you are and what you did." So the chauffer shuffles into the farmhouse, and Saddam sits waiting in the car for five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, and finally an hour goes by and the chauffer comes out of the Farmhouse with a Camel in one hand, a bottle of fine wine in the other, and a cigar in his mouth. So Saddam, being inquisitive, asks what happened, the Chaufferr replies. "Well I told him what you told me to, and he gave me his youngest daughter, his camel, his wine and cigars, everything!" Saddam asks, "Well, what did you tell him?" The chauffer looks at him and says "I said what you told me to say, I'm Saddam's Chauffer and I ran over the pig."
Saddam and his chauffer are driving down a high-way and outside a farmhouse the Chauffer runs over a pig. So Saddam says, "Young man, You march right in there and tell that poor farmer who you are and what you did." So the chauffer shuffles into the farmhouse, and Saddam sits waiting in the car for five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, and finally an hour goes by and the chauffer comes out of the Farmhouse with a Camel in one hand, a bottle of fine wine in the other, and a cigar in his mouth. So Saddam, being inquisitive, asks what happened, the Chaufferr replies. "Well I told him what you told me to, and he gave me his youngest daughter, his camel, his wine and cigars, everything!" Saddam asks, "Well, what did you tell him?" The chauffer looks at him and says "I said what you told me to say, I'm Saddam's Chauffer and I ran over the pig."
That's what I was told from a retired colonel on a radio show, shows what you get for being Gullible