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A loon comes before the High Court of Australia
Posted: 2003-04-03 02:52am
by Vympel
When you do law, it's rare that something funny happens. There are the occasional gems, like studying the summary offense of swearing at a police officer and reading in the facts of a case that the Aboriginal man in question told the police officer to
"fuck off, you dog arse cunts"
but I digress.
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/other/hca/ ... ry=c4+2002
This is just hilarious. Do read.
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:03am
by Dalton
OK, I read this and what I have gathered from it is that the loony is trying to get the High Court of Australia to apply MATHEMATICAL LAWS against people he feels are violating them??
Shit! It sounds like something Darkstar would do.
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:08am
by Raxmei
This guy sounds like he has the same problem as the timecube guy.
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:09am
by Captain tycho
LOL!
Wow, that is funny.
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:16am
by weemadando
Let me hear it....
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:20am
by Dalton
weemadando wrote:Let me hear it....
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Oy oy oy...
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:34am
by Edi
*keels over in shock*
That... That... *brain implodes*
Edi
Posted: 2003-04-03 03:35am
by XaLEv
What the fuck was that?
Posted: 2003-04-03 05:07am
by Vympel
XaLEv wrote:What the fuck was that?
From what I gather, he's one of those fringe pseudoscience kooks who was looking to fling his simian shit anywhere- he must've put it on an electoral application. How this matter advanced to the High Court and Justice Kirby, I don't know.
PS: does anyone else find it odd that the High Court is Australia's highest court, instead of the Supreme Court? Supreme sounds higher than High.
Posted: 2003-04-03 10:20am
by Baron Mordo
Maybe because Australia's still subservient to the British Crown. At least in name.
Posted: 2003-04-03 10:51am
by Zaia
*clutches stomach while rolling on the floor*
HAHhaAhhaHahahAHAHahaHAHahahah.... Excellent logic, there...wow...
Yay, let's hear it for Aussies!
Posted: 2003-04-03 11:34am
by Xon
Baron Mordo wrote:Maybe because Australia's still subservient to the British Crown. At least in name.
Well they scrapped the ability for people to appeal to the British supreme/high court if it got blocked in the high court in Australia.
Posted: 2003-04-03 11:39am
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Vympel wrote:XaLEv wrote:What the fuck was that?
From what I gather, he's one of those fringe pseudoscience kooks who was looking to fling his simian shit anywhere- he must've put it on an electoral application. How this matter advanced to the High Court and Justice Kirby, I don't know.
PS: does anyone else find it odd that the High Court is Australia's highest court, instead of the Supreme Court? Supreme sounds higher than High.
And yet, Supreme Court still does not sound quite as high as the Baked Court, to which this particular fool
should have presented himself.
Posted: 2003-04-03 11:40am
by Stravo
Vympel wrote:XaLEv wrote:What the fuck was that?
From what I gather, he's one of those fringe pseudoscience kooks who was looking to fling his simian shit anywhere- he must've put it on an electoral application. How this matter advanced to the High Court and Justice Kirby, I don't know.
PS: does anyone else find it odd that the High Court is Australia's highest court, instead of the Supreme Court? Supreme sounds higher than High.
Thats nothing, here in NYC, the Supreme Court is the LOWEST court in the state, the Appellate Court is the highest Court of the state.
Posted: 2003-04-03 04:27pm
by RedImperator
Stravo wrote:Thats nothing, here in NYC, the Supreme Court is the LOWEST court in the state, the Appellate Court is the highest Court of the state.
THAT'S why on Law & Order, it's always "Supreme Court Trial Part 56" or whatever. I always wondered about that.
Posted: 2003-04-03 04:30pm
by neoolong
See see, it isn't only the US that has frivolous cases.
Posted: 2003-04-03 04:37pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Raxmei wrote:This guy sounds like he has the same problem as the timecube guy.
Timecube Guy?
Posted: 2003-04-03 05:38pm
by Andrew J.
Just another fringe researcher with paranoid delusions.
Posted: 2003-04-03 05:51pm
by SirNitram
....
WHAT THE FUCK?
Posted: 2003-04-03 05:52pm
by Sea Skimmer
And Australian taxpayer dollars paid for it all......
Posted: 2003-04-03 06:05pm
by Thirdfain
PS: does anyone else find it odd that the High Court is Australia's highest court, instead of the Supreme Court? Supreme sounds higher than High.
I have this crazy mentla image of a bunch of aging Australian guys in robes stuffing their faces and smoking up left and right. CAN you get higher than the High Court?
Posted: 2003-04-03 09:02pm
by Raxmei
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Raxmei wrote:This guy sounds like he has the same problem as the timecube guy.
Timecube Guy?
http://timecube.com
Not only are both bizarre, some of their diction is similar.
Posted: 2003-04-04 01:16am
by Dalton
This man is very, very insane.
Posted: 2003-04-04 01:23am
by Ghost Rider
Brain hurting...sleep needed.
Oi.........
Posted: 2003-04-04 05:57am
by Stuart Mackey
Baron Mordo wrote:Maybe because Australia's still subservient to the British Crown. At least in name.
False: Statute of Westminster 1932 afforded Australia with full national soverighnty and independence.