Apples vs. Oranges

AltoidMaster · Post by **AltoidMaster** » 2002-07-08 06:33pm

This was one of my favorite threads in SB.com (by the way the Warsies are beating the crap out of the trekkies right now so Mike should be happy)

Who would win?

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-07-08 07:30pm

--I can't believe anyone would ask question where the answer is so obvious. Nevertheless, I guess I'll list the top 10 reasons why:

1. Oranges are acidic and would corrode the apples in a fight.
2. My uncle has an orange orchard and an apple orchard and he says oranges can beat apples easily.
3. I'm a fruit expert and I should know.
4. I've read numerous papers that say oranges beat apples.
5. Oranges are compartmentalized which makes them more resistant to damage from apple attacks. To verify this just peal an orange and an apple and look at them.
6. Oranges are far more complex than apples.
7. The orange peal is considerably thicker than the apple peal which means it can resist damage better than an apple.
8. Rabbits like apples more than oranges. Since animals eat the food with the least defense this proves apples are weaker than oranges.
9. Apples main defense is susposed to be the cyanide present in its seeds. However, science is "dogmatic" and "close minded." Cyanide isn't really a poison. In fact, I've eaten apples seeds before and I'm still alive.
10. Apples have a greater surface area/volume ratio than oranges which means they are more exposed to attack than oranges.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-07-08 08:40pm

I agree with Nova Andromeda!

<Gummo kid>Kill that fucking apple!</Gummo kid>

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-08 08:45pm

Potatoes.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-08 09:11pm

11. Oranges unlike apples can be used to bribe neutral third partys to join the fight

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-07-08 09:31pm

Oranges, of course. I do believe that Wong Fei Hong and I pretty much wrapped that argument up

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 11:59am

Apples rule!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-18 12:05pm

Go Grapefruit!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-18 12:18pm

Pineapple!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 12:20pm

Tomatoes!

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-18 12:33pm

Bananas!

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-10-18 01:06pm

:in Ralph Wiggim voice: Go Banana!

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-18 01:15pm

10 lbs Brick!... ohhh, you mean edible things... go furry kiwi go!

Tod zu den SD.net Idioten · Post by **Tod zu den SD.net Idioten** » 2002-10-18 01:20pm

CUCUMBERS

Mwahaha.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-18 01:22pm

What is this?

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-18 01:24pm

Not all together sure... I'm not even sure if this was meant as an actual battle topic or a personal taste topic... but it seems to have just gone to the silly.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 02:36pm

It was one of the oldest posts in the OT forum that I dragged up to spite IG.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-18 02:55pm

Ted wrote:It was one of the oldest posts in the OT forum that I dragged up to spite IG.

Ted,

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 02:57pm

That is just mean.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-18 03:06pm

Squash, anyone...?

Anyways, ORANGES!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 03:09pm

Pumpkin pie?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-18 03:11pm

THANKSGIVING DINNER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-18 06:26pm

Quick question:

Why do people call other people gay as an insult? Based on how you are supposed to tolerate and even accept homosexuals, there shouldn't be anything wrong with being gay. So it isn't an insult then, is it? Then what is it?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-18 06:50pm

Dunno. I just wanted a unique way of telling Ted to shut the hell up.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 07:23pm

I dont like you.
WWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Apples vs. Oranges

Apples vs. Oranges

Oranges would win, duh!