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What is the weirdest thing you heard about the Opposite Sex when young?


I can still remember what it was with me, but I ain't telling now, its to embarassing that I actually believed it. :cry:
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Reading that too much air or water going into the vagina could potentially kill a woman.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Reading about that too much air or water going into the vagina could potentially kill a woman.
Fallopian tubes, I think...

I think I read a piece where a woman was allergic to her husband's sperm...

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Ex: Maybe. I remember reading that it was more of a shock thing.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Reading that too much air or water going into the vagina could potentially kill a woman.
It can render them sterile by damaging the Fallopian tube. With water I suppose an infection could set in and prove fatal, but that’s pretty unlikely.
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i heard girls had coodies...oh wait...I still do...dang :)
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Straha wrote:What is the weirdest thing you heard about the Opposite Sex when young?


I can still remember what it was with me, but I ain't telling now, its to embarassing that I actually believed it. :cry:
When I was young, the weirdest thing I heard about girls was that I'd like them once I got older. The mere concept seemed too absurd to even consider at the time.
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That they are in any way, shape or form, sane.
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That they are in any way, shape or form, sane.
This is from the perspective of a male or female? :)
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Cthulhu-chan wrote:That they are in any way, shape or form, sane.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
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Funny, I never went through any kind of "girls are yucky!" stage when I was a kid.
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Sorry, Zaia, but your sisters aren't making a good case for you.

By the way, "western civilization" women are the insanerest of the lot.
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Digging a hole, there... :roll:
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Digging, nothing! Hand me some blasting caps, 'cause I got's me some dynamite!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Funny, I never went through any kind of "girls are yucky!" stage when I was a kid.
I threw rotten mangos at them, threw them in the canal and sealed them into dumpsters for hours.
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I actually never really heard much in the way of rumors about girls when I was younger... although maybe that had to do with my being homeschooled during my grade school.

So I never really thought that girls were yucky.
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Chinese women have sideways vaginas. I didn't believe it but I heard it.
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Hmm, that a girl would actually be attractive when they go older. If I only believed the words of my brother. Mainly because that was the only smart thing that mother fucker's ever told me. Asshat.

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That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever... :roll:
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Cooties, yeah, cooties most likely.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever... :roll:
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I never had that 'girls are yucky' stage eiether, I've always liked girls and their mature couterpart, women :D
During grade school I was friends with 90% of the girls in my class. I had numerous 'play doctor' adventures when I was younger. Probably accounts for my easy view on sex and sexuality as an adult. I was never told it was a bad thing :D and was often healthily encouraged. Although I heard some wild stories(from the other boys) about how our plumbing 'fit'.....
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