I'm pretty drunk
Posted: 2003-04-04 10:53pm
Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.
This concludes this public service announcement.
This concludes this public service announcement.
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Posted: 2003-04-04 10:57pm
You...you take tha' back...you..shlimey...shunuva... *collapses*
Re: I'm pretty drunk
Posted: 2003-04-04 10:58pm
Uh oh, I can foresee a lock in this thread's near future...RedImperator wrote:Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.
This concludes this public service announcement.
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:01pm
Ook, drunken posts ahoy! ibtl ;)
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:05pm
This thread isn't as think as you spam it is.
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:05pm
Just don't sleep on your back.
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:07pm
I intend to take care of my vomiting before I go to sleep. But thanks for the advice.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Just don't sleep on your back.
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:07pm
Let's see, who said this?
"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:08pm
No, you have to say, "Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!~hic"Crayz9000 wrote:Let's see, who said this?
"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:09pm
"SPEEDING?! I'm too DRUNK to be speeding!"
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:10pm
"I gotta race like a piss-horse."
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:10pm
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:12pm
ROTFLMAO! That's fucking hilariousjmac wrote:99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:43pm
On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:
"Homer no function beer well without."
"Homer no function beer well without."
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:46pm
"No beer and no TV make Homer something something."JediNeophyte wrote:On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:
"Homer no function beer well without."
"Go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!"
Posted: 2003-04-04 11:51pm
Homer : "You see, a woman is like a beer (chugs beer), because you NEED
MORE THAN ONE BEER!...(later, now dead drunk)...so I told him,
yeah, I'll get you your money, ya big baloney, you make me wanna
puke! Ar..ah..gak..(now incoherent, passes out)."
MORE THAN ONE BEER!...(later, now dead drunk)...so I told him,
yeah, I'll get you your money, ya big baloney, you make me wanna
puke! Ar..ah..gak..(now incoherent, passes out)."
Posted: 2003-04-05 12:18am
Okay, please list the exact times you will be posting drunk.
As for me, I don't find a point in getting drunk, when I can just say stupid stuff, stagger around places, and hit on women my mother's age without alcohol.
As for me, I don't find a point in getting drunk, when I can just say stupid stuff, stagger around places, and hit on women my mother's age without alcohol.
Posted: 2003-04-05 12:27am
I am absolutely WASTED. I got me a bottle of Scotch, got me some ice, and went to town. I tried to watch Aliens, but I think I wound up watching Gladiator instead. It's all goog though, watching maximus slice shit up is fuckin' cool.
Posted: 2003-04-05 12:54am
Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.
God bless the Internet.
(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)
God bless the Internet.
(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)
Posted: 2003-04-05 12:55am
Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.RedImperator wrote:Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.
God bless the Internet.
(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)
Posted: 2003-04-05 12:58am
There's like 15 parts to this shit.Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
Posted: 2003-04-05 01:02am
You had better share it.RedImperator wrote:There's like 15 parts to this shit.Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
Posted: 2003-04-05 01:06am
Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)
Posted: 2003-04-05 01:07am
Indeed!Dalton wrote:You had better share it.RedImperator wrote:There's like 15 parts to this shit.Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
Posted: 2003-04-05 01:11am
heh, that happens regularly to me. odd.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)