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Darkstar's idiocy doesn't even come close to this

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:35pm
by Shinova
More of Mellian's idiocy over at SB


For the first time in my life, a person's stupidity makes me want to cry and strangle them at the same time.


This person, Mellian, makes Darkstar look intelligent. Look at what she writes in the latter pages.



God, my nerves are screaming for salvation. Salvation from the horror that is Mellian (who is bound to be SB's version of Darkstar, only worse).

Re: I think I'm going nuts...

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:37pm
by jegs2
Shinova wrote:More of Mellian's idiocy over at SB


For the first time in my life, a person's stupidity makes me want to cry and strangle them at the same time.


This person, Mellian, makes Darkstar look intelligent. Look at what she writes in the latter pages.


God, my nerves are screaming for salvation. Salvation from the horror that is Mellian (who is bound to be SB's version of Darkstar, only worse).

Mellian is pretty dense. She posted a picture of herself chained inside of a cage IOT protest the war. I told her to include that photo in her job resume.




David~ Edited for clarity, jegs post was inside the quote.

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:39pm
by Joe
This is pretty funny, but unless I missed something, can't it go to OT or SLAM?

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:39pm
by jegs2
Well, don't know why only the quote showed up, without my comment. Oh well:

Mellian is pretty dense. She once included a photo of her and a couple of nar'do'wells pinned up inside of a cage, in protest of the war. I told her to include that photo in her job resume.

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:41pm
by Shinova
Durran Korr wrote:This is pretty funny, but unless I missed something, can't it go to OT or SLAM?
I guess so. To a mod in the vincinity:



Thread stands ready for transportation.

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:41pm
by Next of Kin
Hmmm...upon further inspection of this Mellian. She joined Space Battles on my birthday! :shock:

Posted: 2003-04-04 11:42pm
by David
Post fixed, and thread transported.

Posted: 2003-04-05 12:30am
by Shinova
THAT'S IT!!! It's been proven! Mellian is insane, deluded, self-absorbed, stupid, idiotic, and wacko beyond everything that Darkstar even attempts to approach!


The most insane pile of drivel I've ever read on a board



Read, and do put on those goggles.

Posted: 2003-04-05 12:45am
by RedImperator
Holy shit. Could this be the Third Megatroll?

Eh, probably not (unless she starts stinking up ASVS and here as well), but she's got the potential.

Posted: 2003-04-05 12:51am
by Dalton
Mellian wrote:I have. I believe that the Universe, reality, and etc is one big arse complex dream which ends up having a lot of dreamers...that doesn't just include humanity, but every single living being and thing in this universe. Everything in existence is created by our minds, knowingly or not, with thoughts, actions, beliefs, emotions, attitudes, and etc...even staying put vegitating and doing nothing is actually doing somethings. We are all Gods, because we are all one God..and God is the Universe, and everything in it and out. and so on. Conversations with God can better describe and expand on this. I believe it because no one, or nothing, as yet to prove me wrong...I believe it because it feels rights, and truer then anything else. soooo, i look at everything from that perpecstive, most of my opinions are base from that perpective.
I think we can now officially upgrade this ding-a-ling to a clang-a-lang.

Posted: 2003-04-05 12:52am
by Dalton
RedImperator wrote:Holy shit. Could this be the Third Megatroll?

Eh, probably not (unless she starts stinking up ASVS and here as well), but she's got the potential.
Noooo, not even close. Pseudophilosophical trolls are not Megatroll material. Megatroll status is reserved for topical trolls like TOWNMNBS and DarkStar.

Posted: 2003-04-05 01:09am
by DPDarkPrimus
Nothing new about her that I see. Seems to be the normal stupid, ignorant, pacifist asshat you run into occasionally.

Posted: 2003-04-05 01:52am
by phongn
Here's a lovely example of an article she posted lately.

http://www.ottawaxpress.ca/columns/c_spincycle.asp

Posted: 2003-04-05 01:59am
by Dalton
phongn wrote:Here's a lovely example of an article she posted lately.

http://www.ottawaxpress.ca/columns/c_spincycle.asp
Hel-lo...

Posted: 2003-04-05 02:01am
by Temjin
phongn wrote:Here's a lovely example of an article she posted lately.

http://www.ottawaxpress.ca/columns/c_spincycle.asp
Okay, I'm confused. Was she complaing that weapons of today are too stupid, or was she complaing that they were too smart?

It was kind of hard to keep track.....

Posted: 2003-04-05 02:01am
by DPDarkPrimus
phongn wrote:Here's a lovely example of an article she posted lately.

http://www.ottawaxpress.ca/columns/c_spincycle.asp
I...I stand corrected... *reels from the stupidity*

Posted: 2003-04-05 02:02am
by Ghost Rider
Sadly enough not even the worst I've seen...and is just basically doing it because she's in a loop.

And as dumb as brick since she can't get her stance completely straight.

Posted: 2003-04-05 02:41am
by Kuja
Fears of Big Brother will vanish when passenger planes are being downed by homeland Patriots armed with tactical nukes, when Predator drones are straying into Russian airspace, setting off the country's still intact and automated nuclear response system, and when "smart" mines are waking up to tear to pieces groups of children they mistook for an enemy tank. Military computers, for all practical purposes, are already "thinking," and making worse decisions than anything Mr. Strangelove Rumsfeld could conjure up.
I think I need both a SD and a SB smilie for this one.

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Posted: 2003-04-05 02:49am
by Nathan F
I think I need both a SD and a SB smilie for this one.

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Seconded...

Posted: 2003-04-05 03:22am
by neoolong
Gah, somebody poke out my eyes.

Posted: 2003-04-05 03:58am
by Connor MacLeod
Hah. Someone for Darkstar to love and reproduce with finally. Your worst nightmare realized, folks :D

Posted: 2003-04-05 04:23am
by The Yosemite Bear
neoolong wrote:Gah, somebody poke out my eyes.

Replaces Neolong's eyes with Oni-sendai/Zeuss trauma sensitive cyber eyes with advanced thermo, holo, targeting & other Multi-optic functions.

Go out and kill trolls.

Posted: 2003-04-05 04:25am
by KhyronTheBackstabber
Connor MacLeod wrote:Hah. Someone for Darkstar to love and reproduce with finally. Your worst nightmare realized, folks :D
I think a law should be passed, so that this never happens.

Posted: 2003-04-05 09:08am
by Master of Ossus
That guy reminds me of the dumbasses on the GameFAQs forums. In particular, SSG was always running around screaming that I didn't have "proof" because "proof" does not exist, so I changed it to saying "convincing evidence," and he STILL ran around claiming that convincing evidence could not exist.

Posted: 2003-04-05 09:46am
by Kuroneko
Dalton wrote:
Mellian wrote:I have. I believe that the Universe, reality, and etc is one big arse complex dream which ends up having a lot of dreamers...that doesn't just include humanity, but every single living being and thing in this universe. Everything in existence is created by our minds, knowingly or not, with thoughts, actions, beliefs, emotions, attitudes, and etc...even staying put vegitating and doing nothing is actually doing somethings. We are all Gods, because we are all one God..and God is the Universe, and everything in it and out. and so on. Conversations with God can better describe and expand on this. I believe it because no one, or nothing, as yet to prove me wrong...I believe it because it feels rights, and truer then anything else. soooo, i look at everything from that perpecstive, most of my opinions are base from that perpective.
I think we can now officially upgrade this ding-a-ling to a clang-a-lang.
I don't think I comprehend this at all... is Mellian advocating some sort of 'multiple solipsism' (and isn't that a contradiction in terms)? Or is my mistake in presuming there is something coherent there to be understood in the first place?