Funny joke

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-05 10:19pm

What do you call an Amish person with his hand up a horses ass?

*punchline below*

A Mechanic!

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-04-05 10:20pm

What ever floats your boat.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-05 10:22pm

What do you get when you disembowel a 4 year old with a switchblade?

An erection.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-05 10:22pm

...I think its safe to say I don't get it.....

EDIT: I'm not even gonna try to reconcile the above, so.....whatever.....

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-04-05 10:24pm

anarchist, that's just scary.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-05 10:25pm

I have worse.

_______________________

What’s better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy?
Nothing

What’s better than nailing an 8 year old girl?
Flip her over, 8 year old boy.

What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the best part?
Hearing her hips break.

What do you get when you disembowel a 6 year old with a switchblade?
An erection.

What’s the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

A little boy and a child moletor are walking in the woods.
The little boy looks up and says, “It’s getting dark. I’m scared. I want to go home.”
The child molestor responds, “You’re scared! I have to walk outta hear alone!”

What’s the best part about nailing a baby?
Putting it in Soft, feeling it get Hard, and watching the ribs crack.

What’s the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back – 8 year old boy.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-04-05 10:31pm

anarchistbunny wrote: What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

Wow, those are worse.
/me makes a note to never bring children around your area of the SD.net board...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-05 10:31pm

That's just not right, man

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-04-05 10:34pm

What's the best part of being a mod here?

Ruthessly opressing those who annoy me slightly.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-05 10:34pm

fgalkin wrote:That's just not right, man

Yeah, seriously anarchist:

WTF?!!?!?!?!?!??!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-05 10:35pm

Ok, I'm exiting the thread now...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 10:35pm

I have the strong urge to post a selection of dead baby jokes. they were quite popular last yr at my school.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-05 10:36pm

Have you been talking to RayCav anarchist?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-05 10:41pm

hmmmm.....

Did this guy go to my college?

Why did the condom fly accross the room?

It was pissed off.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-05 10:48pm

AWOOOOGA! AWOOOOOGA!

Warning, warning, we have a RayCav class threat inbound. All hands to battle-stations, civilians to the civil defense shelters. Repeat we have a RayCav class threat inbound.

All mods to stations. All mods report to your stations!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 10:50pm

tasteless jokes is an all mod alert?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-05 10:51pm

Hey! Mine wasn't tasteless!

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

Cherry float.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-05 10:53pm

He said some tasteless jokes

Has this yet to reach even Raycav's bizzare fiction or commentary about what he wants to do.

If Anacristbunny does that, then hey...but until then.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-05 10:55pm

fgalkin wrote:That's just not right, man

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I agree. I'm sure RayCav is going "That's sick!". At least he had the decency to stop at disemboweling adult women.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-05 10:56pm

Now I just feel rotten for starting this thread.

What does a woman have in common with KfC?

After you're done with the legs, thighs, and breasts youve got a greasy box to put your bone in.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-05 10:58pm

Hahaha

What's red, black and white?

A nun chewing on razors.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 11:02pm

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

a nun falling down stairs

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-05 11:02pm

Oh, I was going to say an Oakland Raiders uniform after the miserable beating they took in the Super Bowl.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-06 01:14am

Enforcer Talen wrote:whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

a nun falling down stairs

ROTFLMAO. That's a classic.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-06 01:30am

This thread is horrible, and should be added to often.