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What do you call an Amish person with his hand up a horses ass?




















*punchline below*











A Mechanic!

What ever floats your boat.

What do you get when you disembowel a 4 year old with a switchblade?









An erection.

...I think its safe to say I don't get it.....

EDIT: I'm not even gonna try to reconcile the above, so.....whatever.....

anarchist, that's just scary.

I have worse.

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What’s better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy?
Nothing

What’s better than nailing an 8 year old girl?
Flip her over, 8 year old boy.

What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the best part?
Hearing her hips break.

What do you get when you disembowel a 6 year old with a switchblade?
An erection.

What’s the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

A little boy and a child moletor are walking in the woods.
The little boy looks up and says, “It’s getting dark. I’m scared. I want to go home.”
The child molestor responds, “You’re scared! I have to walk outta hear alone!”

What’s the best part about nailing a baby?
Putting it in Soft, feeling it get Hard, and watching the ribs crack.

What’s the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back – 8 year old boy.

anarchistbunny wrote: What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

Wow, those are worse.
/me makes a note to never bring children around your area of the SD.net board...

That's just not right, man

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

What's the best part of being a mod here?





Ruthessly opressing those who annoy me slightly.

fgalkin wrote:That's just not right, man

Yeah, seriously anarchist:

WTF?!!?!?!?!?!??!

Ok, I'm exiting the thread now...

I have the strong urge to post a selection of dead baby jokes. they were quite popular last yr at my school.

Have you been talking to RayCav anarchist?

hmmmm.....


Did this guy go to my college?


Why did the condom fly accross the room?






It was pissed off.

AWOOOOGA! AWOOOOOGA!

Warning, warning, we have a RayCav class threat inbound. All hands to battle-stations, civilians to the civil defense shelters. Repeat we have a RayCav class threat inbound.

All mods to stations. All mods report to your stations!

tasteless jokes is an all mod alert?

Hey! Mine wasn't tasteless!



What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

Cherry float.

He said some tasteless jokes

Has this yet to reach even Raycav's bizzare fiction or commentary about what he wants to do.

If Anacristbunny does that, then hey...but until then.

fgalkin wrote:That's just not right, man

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I agree. I'm sure RayCav is going "That's sick!". At least he had the decency to stop at disemboweling adult women.

Now I just feel rotten for starting this thread.

What does a woman have in common with KfC?

After you're done with the legs, thighs, and breasts youve got a greasy box to put your bone in.

Hahaha


What's red, black and white?




A nun chewing on razors.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

a nun falling down stairs

Oh, I was going to say an Oakland Raiders uniform after the miserable beating they took in the Super Bowl.

Enforcer Talen wrote:whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

a nun falling down stairs

ROTFLMAO. That's a classic.

This thread is horrible, and should be added to often.