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Whilst coming out of the L line in the Union square station I recieved from a man handing out what I persumed to be flyers something none other then a Chick Tract!!!

I was this space this take up close to arguing with him, but I was late to my destination and it was one of the less violent ones, Flight 177.

Ooo, ooo, whadja do with it? Didja burn? Huh? Huh? Didja toss it out into the street?

Did you try and refuse it?

Durran Korr wrote:Did you try and refuse it?

Didn't realize what it was till it was too late.

JediNeophyte wrote:Ooo, ooo, whadja do with it? Didja burn? Huh? Huh? Didja toss it out into the street?

I still have it, though I will video tape the proccess when someone comes up with a really creative idea, BTW in the New Jersey area they have a school "Phillipsbrurg Christian Academy" phone number is available on request via PM. Alo they have a TV show on Channel 69 (tehehe) on sundays 9:30 WFMZ TV. I will try and make sure to watch, to report on it. But could other people do so aswell?

The first Saturday out on the "town" (such as it) here in P-cola, me and me buds were walking arounddowntown trying to find someting to do.

At nearly every corner there were some evangelical types yelling at people going into clubs. One of my buddies was all gothed-out, and people were yelling at him. He was also evil for wearing shades at night.

Anywho, some cute untouchable church girls were hanging out jack chick tracts, which my buddies had no expereince with. Having heard of them on the net, and seen the infamous D&D one, I asked, "Do you have the D&D one?"

Cute 19 year old blond; "No, but I have it at home." (What? she has piles of these things at home?)

We continued to speak with the untouchable cuties until their church headed home. When we got back to base I showed my buddies the D&D one. Our DM printed it up and posted it in his room. The room inspector thought it was funny as Hell that tuesday.

I bought, oh, 20 of the things when I was 11 or 12.

I bought, oh, 20 of the things when I was 11 or 12.

Why???

I was 11 or 12, and easily persuaded.

when I had hit 16, I noticed the innate hypocrisy of the things.

Moral of the story: Don't save thousands of people from starvation, or God will send you to hell. Instead, land yourself in jail, and go to Heaven!

If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

I think if someone gave me a Chick Tract, and I was with my friends, I'd take the Tract, and slowly, deliberately shove it down my pants, and then quietly say "feels nice when jesus touches me special".

All while staring the little proselytiser in the eyes.

I really love Chick tracts, and I wish I had a collection. I mean this in all seriousness.
Can you think of anything else that funny and that cheap? What are they, twenty cents a copy? I just wish some of the older ones were still in print, like some of the anti-rock ones.
What could be more fun than to mock fundyism with it's own tools of propaganda?

I think one of the fish is way out of proportion to the plane.

Dalton wrote:If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

You should take a video of that.

Dalton wrote:If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

By 'It', do you refer to the tract or the person handing it to you?

If I ever get one, I'm burning it in front of them.

Okay, so Chick's attacking missionaries now?

I'd understand, as missionaries try to help people in third world countries, and I'm sure God wants them to suffer.

Frank Hipper wrote:I really love Chick tracts, and I wish I had a collection. I mean this in all seriousness.
Can you think of anything else that funny and that cheap? What are they, twenty cents a copy? I just wish some of the older ones were still in print, like some of the anti-rock ones.
What could be more fun than to mock fundyism with it's own tools of propaganda?

yeah, 20cents. buy them from chick.com, or your local religious store.

1- Urinate upon it.
2-Spit on it
3-Place it on a barbeque (using disposable gloves)
4-light the BBQ
5-Go to an Orgy.

Remember that one cartoon where someone uses a Chick tract as toilet paper?
"I KNEW those tracts would come in handy!" LOL!

I can spot at least 5 things wrong with that comical piece of comic.

1. The plane crashes and somehow does it intact.

2. There is a fish the size of a 757 in that ocean.

3. The old woman needs a laxative.

4. The geezer is remarkably happy considering he's a killer.

5. This sucks shit.

dont you love how a super charity person who helps thousands gets rewarded with the eternal hellfire?

Enforcer Talen wrote:dont you love how a super charity person who helps thousands gets rewarded with the eternal hellfire?

God has this little game going with Jesus, it's called "Who can be the most painfully sadistic to the Believers as possible?".

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can spot at least 5 things wrong with that comical piece of comic.

1. The plane crashes and somehow does it intact.

2. There is a fish the size of a 757 in that ocean.

3. The old woman needs a laxative.

4. The geezer is remarkably happy considering he's a killer.

5. This sucks shit.

Every consider being a critic for the Washington Post ?