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**Next of Kin is given the key to the council chamber. He opens the door and beholds the chamber in its grand spleandour.**

Hey, where's the foosball table?

We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.

Too many members...and since you're the new guy, it's your detail to clean the bathrooms.

*hands him pail and rag*

anarchistbunny wrote:We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.

Just tell me where the nudy mags are. (the pages better not be stuck together! )

Foosball is for losers *presses button on wrist, opening up the wall to reveal a couple hundred, heavily modified hot-rod speeder, armed to the teeth with rip-roaring engines, laser cannons, and missle launchers*

Destruction derby, anyone?

:: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

We had to get rid of those too, Yoda wouldn't stop wacking and nearly killed us all when we tried to burn them.

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

Ah yes, foolish Council Members not closing the door after the new guy walks in. Begin the invasion!

But I'll go back peacably to the Jedi Knight Club. We got air hockey!

anarchistbunny wrote:We had to get rid of those too, Yoda wouldn't stop wacking and nearly killed us all when we tried to burn them.

Thats the official word on the matter, but if you wanna come back here, I might have a little something for ya. You dig twi'lek porn? I thought so...

Out, out...you blasted nothing to see here, besides we're flooded anyways.

Shoo...and anyone stepping back in get a whack across with Thor's Mallet here!!

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

Wise guy, eh? Release the Pygmy Rancor!

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

*chucks chlorophorm-ridden rag on Lonestar's face*

Nothin' to see here wiseguy....*Lonestar's vison fades*

*Lonestar wakes up*

MORUTH DOOLE: Welcome to Kessel, we've been expecting you...

Next of Kin wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.

Just tell me where the nudy mags are. (the pages better not be stuck together! )

It's gaurded by those alligators. They tend to bite people's hands off if they're newbies in the Council.

At least i can take assurance that i will soon be a member. Especially with the power of +1

+1????????


LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!