spam thread

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-08 09:06am

what spam do you get in your inbox? dont just delete it - put it in sdnets first spam museum! -music intro-

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 09:21am

I get plenty in my hotmail account...but fortunately none in my main one. The spam I get for my free e-mail is mainly along the lines of 'do you want to {insert offer here}..'

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 09:30am

Here's a fairly innocuous piece of spam...

From :
"zzzdzmbeel@hotmail.com" <zzzdzmbeel@hotmail.com>

Reply-To :
zzzdzmbeel@hotmail.com

To :
************@**********.com
Subject :
TO: Watch Your Savings Account Explode!!! FSKVFI

Date :
Sat, 05 Apr 2003 15:34:04 -1000

Reply Reply All Forward Delete Put in Folder...InboxSent MessagesDraftsTrash Can Printer Friendly Version

NEED MONEY FAST?
- are you
willing to work from home?

Request F R E E INFORMATION TODAY!
Send an email to: BerndStaller@talk21.com
with "GIVE INFO NOW" in the SUBJECT LINE
(D o N O T click R E P L Y!)

..in order to be removed, please send an email to
BerndStaller@talk21.com
with REMOVE in the subject line!

drifter god · Post by **drifter god** » 2003-04-08 09:32am

i remember in one of my old hotmail accounts, id get at least 30+ spam emails a day, simply crazy

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-08 09:42am

I usually get 50-some-odd spams in my junk mail folder on my old yahoo account, pluys two or three in my inbox, PER DAY.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-08 09:47am

You know what I really hate? I hate how they've figured out how to get past spam software by using hotmail and yahoo accounts with the subject line being RE: What you asked for or something like that. something a NORMAL person would send. I HATE IT!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-08 10:12am

Apparently, the overall Internet marketing community seems to think that I need breast enlargements, penis enlargements, viagra, human growth hormone, insurance, mortgages, and viagra. LOTS of viagra.

While it's nice to be noticed, it's also nice to block all emails that come to me with those topics or words anywhere in them. That gets most of the spam for me. The ones that slip through get blocked. The really persistant ones get forwarded all the spam before it gets deleted.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-08 10:18am

Stuff at times I just don't get.

Porn: yes

Mortage loans and college have always made me go...okay.

Though I use spare accounts to stuff a multitude of the stuff.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 10:44am

I have pretty much taken care of spam by using a throwaway email that I just empty every now and then, and, using identifiers to send messages to the trashcan in my main mail.

And on that note: Post +1

(couldn't help but do that in the spam thread...)

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-08 12:04pm

Spammity spam, spammity spam!
Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam
etc. ad infintum
I just can't resist these things!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-08 12:22pm

The email spam I get is fairly normal, but I did once get some unusual AIM spam. It seems to have been a bot which at first acts like an actual human. I saved that one:

tigergurl994 (10:43:34 PM): hi.. wanna chat
(XaLEv's SN) (10:43:43 PM): mebbe
tigergurl994 (10:44:30 PM): i have a few pics on my site.. im not ugly.. http://www.cyberfungirls.com look for elisabeth on that page. thats me.
(XaLEv's SN) (10:44:38 PM): thats an impressive warning level youve got there
(XaLEv's SN) (10:46:02 PM): are you an actual human or just a bot of above-average capability?
(XaLEv's SN) (10:47:16 PM): im leaning toward the latter
tigergurl994 signed off at 10:48:55 PM.
(XaLEv's SN) (10:48:57 PM): ouch
Previous message was not received by tigergurl994 because of error (10:48:57 PM): User tigergurl994 is not available.

(XaLEv's SN) (10:50:12 PM): for the record, i sent the warning level from 70 to 90, thats when...it, logged off.
Previous message was not received by tigergurl994 because of error (10:50:12 PM): User tigergurl994 is not available.

And now, a couple of others that I found amusing and so saved:

Catheryn43210543: Are you a sick fuck who likes to watch Granny Sex? If so then this website is for you!!!

Alexx434323 (12:33:31 PM):
Did you know its legal for 16 year olds to pose nude in russia!!!
www.mostrroticteens.com
(XaLEv's SN) (12:33:47 PM): your link isnt working
(XaLEv's SN) (12:34:00 PM): and youve got 91% warning
(XaLEv's SN) (12:34:08 PM): I think this is probably going to hurt
(XaLEv's SN) (12:34:26 PM): ooh, 100 now

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 01:19pm

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-08 01:43pm

I don`t waste time reading these shit-mail i don`t know where they came from,so i just flush them.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-08 01:45pm

I don't get much spam. My dad, on the other hand, gets tons upon tons of it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-08 02:03pm

I don't get AIM Spam, I get Yahoo IM spam! NO FUCKING WARNING THINGY!!!!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 02:05pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I don't get AIM Spam, I get Yahoo IM spam! NO FUCKING WARNING THINGY!!!!

I remember that thread you made a while back, about that...stuff...your sister ended up looking at...

Bastards...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-08 02:14pm

3rd Impact wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I don't get AIM Spam, I get Yahoo IM spam! NO FUCKING WARNING THINGY!!!!
I remember that thread you made a while back, about that...stuff...your sister ended up looking at...

Bastards...

I still want to kill those terrorists...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:10am

-_- this thread needs more spam.

From: "William O'Reilly" <marketing@Visual-Vendor.com> | This is spam | Add to Address Book
Subject: Get Time magazine, a Hand-Held Organizer, and a Samsung DVD Player FREE-!!

_____________
it has lots of cool pictures, too. . .

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:10am

From: "PaidSurveysOnline" <PaidSurveysOnline@yourmailsource.com> | This is spam | Add to Address Book
To: LASTWORDS_WON@YAHOO.COM
Subject: Get Paid to Take Online Surveys

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http://www.yourmailsource.com/click.asp ... .COM&ds=30

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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:11am

http://www.crushlink.com/eoffer/75/RDJ_ ... _Ad1_0.jpg

this is your mail. . .

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-09 12:49am

For some reason, I get Portugese spam in my Villanova account. That or Romanian (I know it's a Romance language, and it's not Spanish, French, or Italian, so I figure it's Portugese because it looks like Spanish. It could be Catalan on Dalmation for all I know)

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-09 12:51am

There's a spammer out there with my screen-name, except he's @yahhoo and I'm @aol.com. I've gotten some angry mails asking me to cease and desist to which I reply, "It's not me!". People are generally pretty apologetic about it.
I had one asshole nuke me in IM once, he finally caught on and apologised as well.
I get on average 5-10 junkmails a day, though. And that's ALL the mail I ever get.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-09 01:00am

Frank Hipper wrote:There's a spammer out there with my screen-name, except he's @yahhoo and I'm @aol.com. I've gotten some angry mails asking me to cease and desist to which I reply, "It's not me!". People are generally pretty apologetic about it.
I had one asshole nuke me in IM once, he finally caught on and apologised as well.
I get on average 5-10 junkmails a day, though. And that's ALL the mail I ever get.

Want me to sell his email to C2 Media (creators of the INFAMOUS Lop.com)?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-09 01:23am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:There's a spammer out there with my screen-name, except he's @yahhoo and I'm @aol.com. I've gotten some angry mails asking me to cease and desist to which I reply, "It's not me!". People are generally pretty apologetic about it.
I had one asshole nuke me in IM once, he finally caught on and apologised as well.
I get on average 5-10 junkmails a day, though. And that's ALL the mail I ever get.
Want me to sell his email to C2 Media (creators of the INFAMOUS Lop.com)?

Well, you have all the clues you'll need.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 03:08am

oo, Ive been offered coral calcium!